Anne Klein for the Poor Girls
Manolo says, many of the internet friends of the Manolo they have been clamoring as they always do for the Manolo to find them the shoes of inexpensiveness. “Manolo,” they cry, “we wish to be super fantastic, but we have no moneeeeeys!”
The reply of the Manolo in these cases it is always the same. The girl who wishes to be super fantastic she must save her moneys so as to be able to afford the most super fantastic shoes at the later date.
But, at the same of the times, you cannot go barefeeted, you need the shoes. Of the course, the Manolo he also knows how difficult it can be to save the moneys, what with the rent, and the food, and the car insurance, and the difficulty of living on what the “man” he pays you.
And likewise, the Manolo he knows what it is like to be poor, so poor that you must fashion your own super fantastic shoes from the pages torn out of the phone book and lamintated together using the glue you have boiled out of the glutenous soup bones saved from your cabbage-based meals.
And so the Manolo, who understands these things, he will help out his friends by recommending two new pairs of the good looking shoes from the AK Anne Klein that sell for under eighty of the American dollars.
This double-band slide, it is most attractive in its simplicity. The one with the linen color, it is the good color for wearing with the frock of spring.
This basic loafer, it has a fun, feeling of the time of spring. It would be the good shoe for that first picnic in the park.
Manolo says, the Manolo he has in the past recommended the AK Anne Klein shoes for the poor girls. These shoes, they are acceptable shoes for the poor girl to wear while she saves her moneys for the super fantastic.
The Manolo should post a health and safety warning when things like the cabbage description appear in the Shoe Blog. Right now thousands of co-workers, family, and people in the next study cube are running towards The Manolo’s readers, convinced that said readers are experiencing some sort of life-threatening laughter fit.
And who tipped off The Manolo about the sorry state of my brassica-based wardrobe?
With mixed sadness and appreciation (but no shoes) – r.
Dare I say that Nine West is also kinda fantastic and affordable for the girl who only makes the $12 an hour?
The Manolo may not have heard about Overstock.com, which, after MUCH digging through pages and pages of hideous crimes committed against shoe design, one can come up with perhaps two superfantastic shoe deals at any given time (I did mention that one would have to DIG though.) I submit as an example:
http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2.cgi?PAGE=PROFRAME&PROD_ID=1035590
Simple, practical, and elegantly superfantastic. Perfect for the office in which you must walk around a lot.
I, however, completely agree with saving one’s money to purchase shoes of breathtaking beauty and quality. You can make a latte at home, unlike a Blahnik.
Oh, and because I simply keep forgetting things lately, if you sort by price first, you can quickly see the deals on D&G, Fendi, Nicole Miller, and other quality designers first, as they’re usually the highest priced shoes on the site (you may have to start at the last page though, because the ugliest shoes tend to be the lowest priced as well.)
Oh, Manolo, us superfantastic women who are wide-feeted gnash our teeth in anguish at the spring-y, bon marche yet horribly narrow shoes. You taunt us with visions of the nicely-shod trim little tootsies that we of the wide feet know we can never attain. In vain do we search on zappos.com for the stylish yet inexpensive shoes that can be purchased in the D, or E or, yes, I will say it, the EE of the width.
As a poor girl who does not wish to ‘fake it til I make it’ and wear poorly make shoes that look expensive, I would also like to say that the 9 West makes great shoes. They are some of the most comfortable heels that I own. I can literally dance all night in my 9 Wests heels.
the top two pairs are horrible. manolo. for shame.