Suetonius on Nero

By Manolo the Shoeblogger
March 25, 2005 in Celebrity with 8 Comments

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Manolo says, “He was about the average height, his body marked with spots and malodorous, his hair light blond, his features regular rather than attractive, his eyes blue and somewhat weak, his neck over thick, his belly prominent, and his legs very slender… He was utterly shameless in the care of his person and in his dress, always having his hair arranged in tiers of curls…

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He thought that there was no other way of enjoying riches and money than by riotous extravagance, declaring that only stingy fellows kept a correct account of what they spent, while fine and genuinely magnificent gentlemen wasted and squandered.”

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8 Responses to “Suetonius on Nero”

  1. Mike Beversluis March 25, 2005 at 3:33 pm #

    I’m getting a very strong Shatner vibe from that picture. Has anyone seen them in a room together?

  2. Gina March 25, 2005 at 5:47 pm #

    If you include the part about “…and he often appeared in public in a dining-robe,” you might have Hugh Hef there…

  3. mcjane March 25, 2005 at 6:31 pm #

    I am amazed by the erudition of the Manolo, and totally confident that should New York ever burn, the Donald, he would be fiddling.

  4. Sibyl March 25, 2005 at 10:53 pm #

    The Suetonius, he rocks my little history-major world.

  5. sonji March 26, 2005 at 6:45 am #

    Everyone, their responses, they are so funny. Manolo, why do you think that the Oprah she has not attempted the re-make and the unwind of the tresses of the Donald? Does not the Oprah frequently chastise the men of the comb-over and the mullet?

  6. rotangus March 26, 2005 at 9:50 am #

    Le Trump as Augustus. I love it! Pass the figs…

  7. will gaston March 26, 2005 at 10:58 am #

    Yes…but isn’t that Ivana, or whatever the girl’s name is, a little cutie?

  8. Tania March 26, 2005 at 10:59 pm #

    It seems he is going to let the basketball player live.