The Shoes of the Goat Vomit

Manolo says, the Manolo’s internet friend the Elayne, she has the doleful tale about owning one of the ugliest pairs of the shoes the Manolo he has ever seen.

9 Responses to “The Shoes of the Goat Vomit”

  1. elayne April 5, 2005 at 10:45 pm #

    Whee! How exciting to be linked by the magnificent Manolo! (Sorry about the slow page load, btw.)

  2. Mandy April 5, 2005 at 10:49 pm #

    Those really ARE The Shoes of the Goat Vomit. My feet shudder just looking at them. Thank you SO much for bringing these monstrosities to our attention.

  3. Toad April 6, 2005 at 3:07 am #

    Lordy, they look like fancy cowboy boots that have been cut down. What was the Tony Llama co. thinking? I mean if your jeans were long enough someone might think you you were wearing ladies cowboy boots but uh what the heck else would go with them? I can’t picture denim going with those things?

  4. tres francaise April 6, 2005 at 8:41 am #

    Having lived in the State of the Texas, I can assure everyone that the shoes and the boots (and all the permutations thereof) exist in two entirely separate, autonomous universes. NEVER shall the twain meet, and never shall the rules of the one be applied to the other!

  5. Tania April 6, 2005 at 10:04 am #

    On seeing the shoes, I lost my balance and fell off my chair.

  6. Esther April 6, 2005 at 6:14 pm #

    My eyes, they are now burning!

  7. Sarah April 6, 2005 at 6:18 pm #

    Just think…there’s someone walking around out there WITH THOSE SHOES ON.

  8. goat roper April 8, 2005 at 1:29 pm #

    You know that K.D. Lang started this – right? She of the all lowercase name “k d lang.”

  9. Trashy and Classy April 10, 2005 at 2:47 am #

    Those are horrible, and I am white trash to the core. While I do enjoy looking at things others might consider “low class” for example a toilet in front of someone’s trailer of the park filled with flowers, my eyes actually started to burn when I viewed these. I spit on the name of Tony Llama.