Hasselhoff!
By Manolo the Shoeblogger
Manolo shouts, Hasselhoff! And Mrs. Hasselhoff!
Yes, the Mrs. Hasselhoff, she is the very good-looking woman. But is the Hasselhoff not preternaturally handsome?
Like one of the Greek gods; maybe the beardless Neptune, god of the briny deep, or perhaps, more appropriately, the Adonis
April 12th, 2005 at 12:52 am
Oh dear! Mrs Hasselhoff is…uh….not quite herself…. and has gone out in her nightgown and robe. Obviously, from Mr. Hasselhoff’s stance, he is relieved to have found her and is sheepish apologizing to the liquor store clerk.
April 12th, 2005 at 1:41 am
Is the Mrs. Hasselhoff a fembot????
April 12th, 2005 at 8:31 am
Meow! The Manolo has not made the tacky comments about the Mrs. Hasselhoff. Perhaps the Hasselhoff has a deeper apprectiation than he is being credited with. Compare the Mrs. with gaggle of girls with the refugee from the Playboy age. There is enough plastic there to rebody a Corvette.
April 12th, 2005 at 8:54 am
The Manolo he appreciates that the Hasselhoff he has not jettisoned the aging Mrs. Hasselhoff for the plasticine Barbie-chick.
April 12th, 2005 at 9:23 am
I think it’s lovely too, that Mr Hasselhoff has stuck with his aging plasticine Barbie-chick.
April 12th, 2005 at 11:45 am
Oh, come on. Must we be so indiscriminately mean? The Mrs. Hasselhoff is a beautiful woman who is aging naturally and gracefully. And it is lovely to see a couple who has stayed in love through the years. I will admit, though, that I agree with the Cecelia’s observation about what she’s wearing.
Does anyone else recall the Hasselhoff’s acting gig on The Young and the Restless, when he replaced Chris Brook’s doctor-husband’s original actor. The Hasslehoff was horribly mis-cast, and as a result everyone hated him. That was many years ago, and while he was not bad-looking back then he is far more handsome–like the Manolo describes–now.
April 12th, 2005 at 12:06 pm
Oh, I hope I didn’t sound mean, I was just jesting about Mrs. Hasselhoff’s snockered look in the photo.
Mrs Hasselhoff is, indeed, a woman who is lovely on the outside and most likely on the inside. It’s obvious too, that to his credit, Mr Hasselhoff still finds her charming.
But let’s be honest, she IS the 1982 model of the Hefner babe. And as attested by her hair, make-up, and attire, she is not sucumbing to time naturally or gracefully. She is putting up quite the fight.
More power to her.
April 12th, 2005 at 12:24 pm
Both Mr. and Mrs. Hasselhoff are quite lovely. However that photo is not flattering to her. The smile reads “he’s holding a guy to my back” not “aren’t we a lovely couple?”
April 12th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
No, Cecelia, I wasn’t talking about you. Your words were gently teasing and I thought they creatively hit the mark….Okay, I’ll agree that she’s not aging perfectly well, but wouldn’t you rather see this than oh, I don’t know, the Donatella?
April 12th, 2005 at 1:29 pm
Mimi, thanks for your kind words and yes, as compared to the Donatella and also the Melanie Griffith, Mrs. Hasselhoff’s beauty has all the artifice of ivory soap.
Well, maybe Dove soap. Dove soap with aloe extract…. Dove soap with aloe extract and hydrogel beads… Dove soap with aloe extract, hydrogel beads and panothenic acid derivative…
April 12th, 2005 at 1:44 pm
The Mrs. Hasselhoff, she has had to endure a lot of crap-ola with the dashing Mr. Hasselhoff. The Mrs. she has had his children, held his hand, lived with the Mr. Hasselhoff as a drunk, helped him through rehab. And the list it goes on and on.
The Mrs. Hasselhoff is a woman for the ages… to be admired.
And the Hasselhoff himself is looking well.
XOXO, La Cabrita
April 12th, 2005 at 1:46 pm
All of that the Mrs. Hasselhoff she did it with the grace and the dignity of the greatest of the women. Not unlike the Jackie O.
April 12th, 2005 at 2:37 pm
To the Cecelia,
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I’ll be specifically looking for your posts in the future because your straight-on observations are so creatively funny–and, in the tradition, of the Manolo, gently poking of the fun.
April 13th, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Actually , I think her ta-ta’s look almost real OR that the implants have slide all the way down to the tips. I would have to poke them to be sure. I am glad he married someone his own age, quite frankly.
April 14th, 2005 at 8:44 am
(La BellaDonna looks down, and back at the Mrs. Hasselhoff to double-check)
Actually, the Mrs. Hasselhoff’s attributes look perfectly genuine to La BellaDonna, who is of the same approximate vintage as the Mrs. Hasselhoff, and the same approximate build. Perhaps the hair of the blonde, it receives some assistance, but the assets of the Mrs. Hasselhoff appear to be the gift of nature, wisely supported. The Mrs. Hasselhoff appears to be more judicious in that sense than many of her contemporaries.
La BelleDonna would perhaps not wear the leopard print with the pink ruffle (black lace is another matter), but it is the free choice, and La BellaDonna wishes the Mrs. Hasselhoff well, and hopes that her reconstructed foot and ankle heal so perfectly that she can wear the superfantastic shoes of her choice.
April 15th, 2005 at 9:24 am
The first Mrs. Hasselhoff was his age. This, the second Mrs. Hasselhoff, is eleven years younger (41) .