Comments on: Hasselhoff!

By: dimestore lipstick

dimestore lipstick — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 14:24:46 +0000

The first Mrs. Hasselhoff was his age. This, the second Mrs. Hasselhoff, is eleven years younger (41) .

By: Antonia H. McQuown

Antonia H. McQuown — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 13:44:48 +0000

(La BellaDonna looks down, and back at the Mrs. Hasselhoff to double-check)

Actually, the Mrs. Hasselhoff’s attributes look perfectly genuine to La BellaDonna, who is of the same approximate vintage as the Mrs. Hasselhoff, and the same approximate build. Perhaps the hair of the blonde, it receives some assistance, but the assets of the Mrs. Hasselhoff appear to be the gift of nature, wisely supported. The Mrs. Hasselhoff appears to be more judicious in that sense than many of her contemporaries.

La BelleDonna would perhaps not wear the leopard print with the pink ruffle (black lace is another matter), but it is the free choice, and La BellaDonna wishes the Mrs. Hasselhoff well, and hopes that her reconstructed foot and ankle heal so perfectly that she can wear the superfantastic shoes of her choice.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 01:10:28 +0000

Actually , I think her ta-ta’s look almost real OR that the implants have slide all the way down to the tips. I would have to poke them to be sure. I am glad he married someone his own age, quite frankly.

By: Mimi

Mimi — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 19:37:35 +0000

To the Cecelia,

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I’ll be specifically looking for your posts in the future because your straight-on observations are so creatively funny–and, in the tradition, of the Manolo, gently poking of the fun.

By: La Cabrita

La Cabrita — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 18:46:49 +0000

All of that the Mrs. Hasselhoff she did it with the grace and the dignity of the greatest of the women. Not unlike the Jackie O.

By: La Cabrita

La Cabrita — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 18:44:56 +0000

The Mrs. Hasselhoff, she has had to endure a lot of crap-ola with the dashing Mr. Hasselhoff. The Mrs. she has had his children, held his hand, lived with the Mr. Hasselhoff as a drunk, helped him through rehab. And the list it goes on and on.

The Mrs. Hasselhoff is a woman for the ages… to be admired.

And the Hasselhoff himself is looking well.

XOXO, La Cabrita

By: Cecelia

Cecelia — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 18:29:41 +0000

Mimi, thanks for your kind words and yes, as compared to the Donatella and also the Melanie Griffith, Mrs. Hasselhoff’s beauty has all the artifice of ivory soap.

Well, maybe Dove soap. Dove soap with aloe extract…. Dove soap with aloe extract and hydrogel beads… Dove soap with aloe extract, hydrogel beads and panothenic acid derivative…

By: Mimi

Mimi — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 18:16:12 +0000

No, Cecelia, I wasn’t talking about you. Your words were gently teasing and I thought they creatively hit the mark….Okay, I’ll agree that she’s not aging perfectly well, but wouldn’t you rather see this than oh, I don’t know, the Donatella?

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 17:24:25 +0000

Both Mr. and Mrs. Hasselhoff are quite lovely. However that photo is not flattering to her. The smile reads “he’s holding a guy to my back” not “aren’t we a lovely couple?”

By: Cecelia

Cecelia — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 17:06:49 +0000

Oh, I hope I didn’t sound mean, I was just jesting about Mrs. Hasselhoff’s snockered look in the photo.

Mrs Hasselhoff is, indeed, a woman who is lovely on the outside and most likely on the inside. It’s obvious too, that to his credit, Mr Hasselhoff still finds her charming.

But let’s be honest, she IS the 1982 model of the Hefner babe. And as attested by her hair, make-up, and attire, she is not sucumbing to time naturally or gracefully. She is putting up quite the fight.

More power to her.