Relic From the Ice Age

Happy Birthday to the Old Fool.

Manolo says, look what was just discovered at the bottom of the glacier.

13 Responses to “Relic From the Ice Age”

  1. La Cabrita April 11, 2005 at 9:17 pm #

    Ay, Cabron!

    Are they getting younger, or is the Hef getting older?

    La Cabrita

  2. Cecelia April 11, 2005 at 9:54 pm #

    I suppose each candle represents a decade…

    What a great life these girls must have. I”m sure ole Hef has drifted off to sleep long before the Viagra kicks in.

    Quick someone send this pic to Prince Charles as an example of how the public expects aging rich men to act.

  3. Starphuck April 11, 2005 at 10:53 pm #

    Is that Christina Aguilera on the left?

  4. Camera Obscura April 11, 2005 at 11:20 pm #

    Hey, didn’t I see those shoes at Payless when my stepmother was shopping?

  5. elayne April 11, 2005 at 11:54 pm #

    I want to know what the picture on the cake is. Looks like an awful lot of flesh-toned icing paint to me……

  6. Cecelia April 12, 2005 at 12:27 am #

    “Looks like an awful lot of flesh-toned icing paint to me…… ”

    No, that’s Hef.

  7. Anonymous April 12, 2005 at 3:43 am #

    Anna Nicole Smith on the right.

  8. Kim April 12, 2005 at 7:28 am #

    Yes, they found it under the glacier, scraped it off and fashioned it into the shape of a perverted loser. But they had to install dentures to fill out the sunken jaw line. I can just smell the dusty must of that stupid purple robe through the pictures.

  9. Bibliovixen April 12, 2005 at 9:05 am #

    Well. Certainly don’t have to worry about Hef knocking the ‘Iceman’ off the anthropology charts, do we? And certainly, those Barbies next to Hef are no Siberian Ice Maiden.

  10. JoeB April 12, 2005 at 1:38 pm #

    Is that not the RuPaul on the left of the Hef?

  11. cris April 12, 2005 at 1:41 pm #

    Oldilocks and the three skanks

  12. Elizabeth April 13, 2005 at 11:25 am #

    That middle blonde isn’t Hilary Duff, is it???

  13. Kathleen April 13, 2005 at 8:04 pm #

    “ANd the devil shall roam the earth for 200 years”

Leave the Reply:

Gravatar Image

Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.