Woah Nelly!

Manolo says, Ayyyy! The evil that is the Lagerfeld entity, it feasts on the flesh of the horses!

Though the word was that Karl Lagerfeld lost 90 pounds on a diet of horse meat, tomatoes and Diet Coke, the book detailing his methods lists myriad unappetizing concoctions such as tuna and blackberry mousse and calf’s liver with wild strawberries. What would you expect from a man driven by fashion? “It was for totally superficial reasons that I got started on this diet,” the Chanel designer says in “The Karl Lagerfeld Diet,” due in May. “I think that fashion is the healthiest motivation for losing weight.” At least he doesn’t try to fool his fellow dieters about how good the food is: “You have to be a real bore like me for the diet to work.”

Horsemeat? Very European.