Manolo asks, when did the Matthew and the Penelope move to the Staten Island?
Manolo loves the shoes!
Penelope, please control your ta-tas. You could poke someone’s eye out with those things! The two of them look rather greasy, no? Eeeeewwwww!
You sure it’s not Jersey, Manolo? That looks like something Drea DiMatteo would have worn as Adriana on the Sopranos.
The 18 of us who get that joke think it’s very funny indeed!
The McConaughey he is channeling the Travolta as the Tony Manero.
The Penelope she has the boobs on the half shell.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Gasp!! I believe that is a chichi alert!! hahahahhahaha
Oh-Moi-God! (That’s 19 of us Hilari)
I wonder what shoes Pen is wearing?
I look and I hear the theme from the old “Twilight Zone” TV show. Even in Dallas they gave up on hair that big some time ago.
The Penelope is working on her next role already, that of the Dolly Parton.
HAHAHAHAAH! Make that 20.
When did her hair and her boobs get so big? Is it like a multi-vitamin supplement kind of thing, but for hair and ta tas?
I just know I’ve got a joke about bongos around here somewhere……
is this what is commonly referred to as the “white trash”? the M and the P, they definitely must have taken the B and the T….i don’t think they’d allow these two to disembark from the ferry….they don’t let the trash to come off the ferry to the island of Manhattan…it is the other way around (trash goes on the ferry to Staten Isle), non?
the mango has the five words for the Matthew: the shampoo and the shave.
Make that 21 of us….There is bridge and tunnel trash out in the Bay Area as well….(as in, “You come from the *wrong side* of the Bay Bridge”)
This post made me laugh….HARD.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The Manolo…genius!
The poor McConaughy, he no longer has the shaved head and the tats when he was killing the fire breathing dragons, and now one has captured him.
Maybe the Penelope wears the big hair because she is used to looking taller than her boyfriend, like when the Penelope dated the Tom Cruise, who is like the Keebler Elves in stature.
Apparently, the ta-tas are in season. They’re out everywhere now…
Ah, Manolo, you have done it yet again! You are sheer genius!
The Penelope looks like the Peg Bundy in a $3,000 dress.
And please tell the Penelope that someone has pulled the cord on her flotation device.
The Matthew, he looks like the serial killer. Or the ‘paisan’
I think they look fabulous!
I picture her sitting very alone in a Mexican bar. A grizzled old man is lightly strumming the guitar. She’s been waiting for something. He walks in. Just short of handsome (he’s always a day late and a dollar short) and running from a seedy past and a dangerous future.
Hand me the popcorn.
Shouldn’t this one have been cross-filed under Ayyyyyy! ?
Whiffle balls, Get yer’ Whiffle balls here.
ok, so it’s funny, but not so funny. neither one has the incriminating tan, nor the goldchains required to be SINY. Respect! Nyah!
I love it! If it looks like trash it is trash! Matthew and the Penelope look as if they are my neighbors in the trailor park of fabulousness. They are dressing up fancy for their trip on the town which includes going to the Red Lobster, getting a 12 pack of Miller Light, some cigs and then going back home for some trashy lovin. And yes to all the people that do not know, some women in Texas still have this big hair, and also the Dolly Parton is the goddes of greatness.
I really and truly love you. From the very bottoms of my shoes.