Daisy Mae Mimi

By Manolo the Shoeblogger
April 22, 2005 in Celebrity with 19 Comments

Ayyy!

Manolo says, the Manolo he loves the Mariah Carey. She is like the beautiful overstuffed butterfly who can sing but cannot act, or be trusted to dress herself.

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19 Responses to “Daisy Mae Mimi”

  1. Ellen April 22, 2005 at 8:43 am #

    Overstuffed is right! The Mariah has put on the pounds of the weight.

    I love the Manolo!

  2. La BellaDonna April 22, 2005 at 9:26 am #

    The Mariah has put on the pounds of weight, true, but they are the womanly pounds, and in the right places. The Mariah, she appears built for the comfort and not for the speed. The jeans, alas, appear not built for the comfort at all! They also foreshorten the Mariah woefully, but perhaps she is digging for the clams after the festival?

  3. Me Me Me April 22, 2005 at 9:53 am #

    Talk about yer flotation devices.

  4. enygma April 22, 2005 at 10:04 am #

    I think her curves look fantastic, but she should learn how to wear clothes that will accomodate those curves and that aren’t too small.

  5. Mimi April 22, 2005 at 10:23 am #

    What was it that La BellaDonna had said under The Fashion as the Art about “delusions as to, perhaps, the age, or the size”? Hmmmm.

    This Mimi may not be able to sing like the Daisy Mae Mimi, but at least she wouldn’t be caught dead (or as a hostage) dressed like this.

  6. dgm April 22, 2005 at 12:37 pm #

    the aging stars, they need to accept the growing older with grace. otherwise their children they will trick them into becoming a surprise guest on “oprah” for the episode entitled, “help! my 50 year old mother dresses like she is 19!”

  7. Elizabeth April 22, 2005 at 12:46 pm #

    Elizabeth says, those in the mind for calling the Mariah “top-heavy” would not be entirely within the bounds of inaccuracy.
    But as for the aging stars, I’m not sure the Mariah is NOT aging gracefully, for then her superior flotation devices, they would be somewhat closer to her knees, would they not?

  8. Cecelia April 22, 2005 at 1:37 pm #

    What LaBellaDonna said…

  9. La Cabrita April 22, 2005 at 1:41 pm #

    The Mariahmimi she looks like the combination of the Sandy and the Rizzo in the Grease. The Sandy only in the cut of the shirt.

    Where is her Danny Zuko?

    Where is her tailor?

    The Mariahmimi she has a lovely figure. She is embracing the va-va-voom voluptuousness. But it is the figure not to be squeezed by the sausage casing.

  10. La BellaDonna April 22, 2005 at 1:49 pm #

    The followers of the Manolo, they are most perspicacious (Hola, Mimi! And also the dgm!) [And the Cecelia, but that sounds too self-congratulatory!]

    The Mariah, she is not the 98 of the pounds, nor the 18 years of the age, but she is beautiful. However, the Mariah, she dresses as if she believes only the 98 of the pounds, and the 18 years of the age, can be beautiful. This is both painful and of the wrongness; it leads to the great personal unhappiness, since so many of the years they are spent not being the 18 years of the age, and also it leads to the appearance on the Oprah (per dgm), or on the “What Not To Wear.”

    It is the widespread assumption among the men and the women, and especially of the Hollywood and the media, but it is wrong. There are the many ways and shapes and ages that are beautiful; if this was not so, there would be only the one kind of the flowers; only the one kind of the gemstones; and only the one style of the shoes!

  11. La Cabrita April 22, 2005 at 2:08 pm #

    La Bella Donna she has contributed some keen insight… that the Mariahmimi dresses as if she thinks that the only acceptable weight is the 98# and the only acceptable age is the 18 of years old.

    Likewise, the younger of the pop tarts today they dress in the clothing that is not even appropriate on grown women of legal age.

    It is as if the women we all wish to be something we are not. Or something we were ten years ago.

    The beauty of the Manolo is that he celebrates the beauty of all of the types of the women. The Manolo he can find at least one of the redeeming of the qualities in every woman. Except the Hilton of Paris. And perhaps the Star of Jones.

  12. Jeff the Baptist April 22, 2005 at 3:49 pm #

    Yes, Mariah is a beautiful woman with nice curves, but she is 35 not 15. I like the fuller, healthy physique. She just doesn’t know how to dress it.

  13. MollieBee April 22, 2005 at 4:28 pm #

    I agree with you all. I would also like to point out that it is getting quite difficult to FIND the affordable clothes for the legal age woman that don’t look like they are made for the 15 yr old girl. In other words, we’re screwed.

  14. deb April 23, 2005 at 10:07 am #

    *nods head* and dreads shopping for the self next week. Yikes. Overstuffed butterflies make the nice visual but the Deb’s butterflies suffer from the gravities.

  15. lindenen April 23, 2005 at 5:25 pm #

    God, she got fat. She needs the implants taken out. Then she’d look like a normal human. Or maybe just smaller implants. The makeup on her face looks like shit as well.

  16. The Scarlett April 24, 2005 at 10:20 pm #

    This is a difficult manever to pull off … perhaps the healthier twin of the Olsen could successfully wear this ensemble but I don’t even want to see a much slimmer Pamela of the Anderson try this. Just way too much mammary information and the leg looks very shortened.

    The Mariah needs to find a new stylist … stat … one that can say, “No, Ms. Carey, we can do far better than that.”

  17. JayKay April 25, 2005 at 12:01 pm #

    While it may be true that the curves look good on Mariah, as they do on most women, this outfit is WRONG on so many levels. Being a voluptuous woman myself, its all about playing up the right areas (read: NOT the pontoons) and Miss Glitter Diva just needs a little help in the less-is-more department.
    Nonetheless, “WORK THAT SHIT, GIRRRRRRL!!!!”
    That is all.

  18. Miachelle April 26, 2005 at 8:51 am #

    I think that she is a ditz.

  19. Peter December 5, 2005 at 5:00 pm #

    God… is Mariah crazy? that outfit is only good for the hairdresser (i don’t care that she’s wearing a pair of manolos or a prada blouse)…
    All I can say is that someone need a stylist really bad…