Porter Wagoner He Ain’t
Manolo says, Daddy was an old time preacher man
He told the people of the need to pray
He talked about God’s wrath and judgement day
He preached about the great eternity
He preached hell so hot that you could feel the heat
Wow… Did she buy the old Dynasty wardrobe?
The Rumsfeld he looks just fine, though he seems to do better when he is standing at a lectern and does not need to hold the microphone. (Surely the Manolo has seen the wonderful “1000 Fighting Styles of Donald Rumsfeld” available elsewhere on the Web.) But the Annalucia does not recognize the lady in the silver-white number and the rictus grin on her face. Her first guess was Dolly Parton but that seems to be not quite right. Or has the Dolly undergone extensive surgery of the plastic variety?
The Annalucia, alas, makes a good point: is this person with the ears meeting at the back of the head the Dolly? the Cheryl Tiegs? the Suzanne Somers? or the Ellen Barkin? Perhaps only the surgeon of the plastic knows for certain. Whoever she is, she is no Mrs. Hasselhoff.
This is indeed the Dolly. I love the Dolly.
She once was quoted as saying, “It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.”
Can I get an amen?
Has anyone else noticed that his right pant leg looks much shorter than his left one? Get thee to a tailor, Rumsfeld!
Doll-y. Who would have thought she would turn her name into such a double entendre? Now we know why it is called plastic surgery.
And yes Rumsfeld looks stolid, but well people that dress normally around music stars tend to. What do you want, a white suit, cowboy hat, and bolo tie? If I ever do anything at a country music show, I am definitely accessorizing with a shiney gun.
The Lagerfeld, he wishes he could have the gravitas, the style and the bearing of the Rumsfeld.
Although The Lagerfeld he already has the tan in a can of the Rumsfeld.
Ah, Cris … gravitas is one of my personal favorite words. I will use my second and third favorite words in the following sentence:
“While the Rumsfeld pontificates, Madam Tussaud’s delivered the contemplative version of the Dolly of the Parton.”
The Dolly is the butterfly the Mariah Carey will never be!