Wouldn’t you think she would see this photo and think, “Wow, my implants are just a little too big … they make couture difficult to wear.” But, no, she probably sees this photo and thinks, “Wow, my implants make me look totally hot.” It’s kind of scary when the bosom looks bigger than your head, Nicolette.
The irony of the marzipan comment it was lost in the color of the link the JennHi had generously created for your amusement on the name Marzipan. Yes, the JennHi is aware of the delicious almond confection, but the humor it was good before the pressing of the “submit comment” button.
Still, what would the Marzipan say? The Nicollette Sheridan she defies all rational comments from the JennHi.
Indeed there was a selection of little green frogs wearing red jackets at the fancy market of Gelson’s at Christmas. And they were made of marzipan. The color palette is so remarkably similar.
Ha! La BellaDonna, she wishes to point out that Sky News, which spoke so disparagingly of the affection displayed by the Mr. and the Mrs. Hasselhoff, described this as:
“But they were outshone by Desperate Housewives actress Nicolette Sheridan, who looked stunning in figure hugging red and green outfit.”
La BellaDonna believes that the taste, discernment, and credibility of the Sky News, it speaks for itself.
(La BellaDonna will also generously donate the limiting adjective “a” to Sky News, as the quote, it was lifted directly, and would benefit from said adjective being inserted between “in” and “figure hugging.” Sky News could also use a hyphen for the phrase, “figure hugging,” but La BellaDonna, she is not feeling that generous. Sky News can just take the adjective and insert it.)
Comments
Kim 19 years ago
She just never photographs well. She needs more makeup. And different gowns. She needs to take a note from Morgan Fairchild.
Kim 19 years ago
I mean – I do, too, frankly. Not the Morgan Fairchild part.
La Cabrita 19 years ago
Is she made of marzipan?
jennHi 19 years ago
What would the Marzipan think of that? Would the she-broom be flattered or ignore the comment?
Christie 19 years ago
It’s amazing how much work these drag queen put into dressing like women. that much have taken Nicholas Sheridan hours to squeeze into that dress!
Cordelia 19 years ago
Where did she find a papaya big enough to make into a dress?
The Scarlett 19 years ago
Wouldn’t you think she would see this photo and think, “Wow, my implants are just a little too big … they make couture difficult to wear.” But, no, she probably sees this photo and thinks, “Wow, my implants make me look totally hot.” It’s kind of scary when the bosom looks bigger than your head, Nicolette.
BAH 19 years ago
Green shoes, red legs. No, not a good look for northern european sisters in our 40’s.
enygma 19 years ago
uhh..jennHi, I don’t think La Cabrita meant Homestar’s girlfriend. I get a feeling she was talking about the confection.
That said, Nicolette Sheridan really looks plastic in all of her pictures. She’s like a poorly-dressed Barbie.
jennHi 19 years ago
The irony of the marzipan comment it was lost in the color of the link the JennHi had generously created for your amusement on the name Marzipan. Yes, the JennHi is aware of the delicious almond confection, but the humor it was good before the pressing of the “submit comment” button.
Still, what would the Marzipan say? The Nicollette Sheridan she defies all rational comments from the JennHi.
La Cabrita 19 years ago
Indeed there was a selection of little green frogs wearing red jackets at the fancy market of Gelson’s at Christmas. And they were made of marzipan. The color palette is so remarkably similar.
The frogs were much cuter, though.
La BellaDonna 19 years ago
Ha! La BellaDonna, she wishes to point out that Sky News, which spoke so disparagingly of the affection displayed by the Mr. and the Mrs. Hasselhoff, described this as:
“But they were outshone by Desperate Housewives actress Nicolette Sheridan, who looked stunning in figure hugging red and green outfit.”
La BellaDonna believes that the taste, discernment, and credibility of the Sky News, it speaks for itself.
(La BellaDonna will also generously donate the limiting adjective “a” to Sky News, as the quote, it was lifted directly, and would benefit from said adjective being inserted between “in” and “figure hugging.” Sky News could also use a hyphen for the phrase, “figure hugging,” but La BellaDonna, she is not feeling that generous. Sky News can just take the adjective and insert it.)
Bexus 19 years ago
At least she’s still alive. And not disgustingly emaciated.
dezphaire 19 years ago
looks like someone threw up an avocado and strawberry salad.
i love your blog, manolo. i will link it. hail shoes. hail shoes.
19 years ago
Is it just me or does she look just like the Jessica Rabbit?
Marihuana 19 years ago
I’m agree. With a little bit more of red she’s Jessica Rabbit