Ho Ho Ho

Manolo says, the Nicolette she is like the hard plastic Christmas ornament from the Playboy collection.

16 Responses to “Ho Ho Ho”

  1. Kim April 27, 2005 at 9:59 am #

    She just never photographs well. She needs more makeup. And different gowns. She needs to take a note from Morgan Fairchild.

  2. Kim April 27, 2005 at 10:00 am #

    I mean – I do, too, frankly. Not the Morgan Fairchild part.

  3. La Cabrita April 27, 2005 at 10:48 am #

    Is she made of marzipan?

  4. jennHi April 27, 2005 at 11:05 am #

    What would the Marzipan think of that? Would the she-broom be flattered or ignore the comment?

  5. Christie April 27, 2005 at 11:51 am #

    It’s amazing how much work these drag queen put into dressing like women. that much have taken Nicholas Sheridan hours to squeeze into that dress!

  6. Cordelia April 27, 2005 at 12:30 pm #

    Where did she find a papaya big enough to make into a dress?

  7. The Scarlett April 27, 2005 at 12:55 pm #

    Wouldn’t you think she would see this photo and think, “Wow, my implants are just a little too big … they make couture difficult to wear.” But, no, she probably sees this photo and thinks, “Wow, my implants make me look totally hot.” It’s kind of scary when the bosom looks bigger than your head, Nicolette.

  8. BAH April 27, 2005 at 9:30 pm #

    Green shoes, red legs. No, not a good look for northern european sisters in our 40’s.

  9. enygma April 28, 2005 at 12:19 am #

    uhh..jennHi, I don’t think La Cabrita meant Homestar’s girlfriend. I get a feeling she was talking about the confection.

    That said, Nicolette Sheridan really looks plastic in all of her pictures. She’s like a poorly-dressed Barbie.

  10. jennHi April 28, 2005 at 12:49 am #

    The irony of the marzipan comment it was lost in the color of the link the JennHi had generously created for your amusement on the name Marzipan. Yes, the JennHi is aware of the delicious almond confection, but the humor it was good before the pressing of the “submit comment” button.

    Still, what would the Marzipan say? The Nicollette Sheridan she defies all rational comments from the JennHi.

  11. La Cabrita April 28, 2005 at 1:11 am #

    Indeed there was a selection of little green frogs wearing red jackets at the fancy market of Gelson’s at Christmas. And they were made of marzipan. The color palette is so remarkably similar.

    The frogs were much cuter, though.

  12. La BellaDonna April 28, 2005 at 8:37 am #

    Ha! La BellaDonna, she wishes to point out that Sky News, which spoke so disparagingly of the affection displayed by the Mr. and the Mrs. Hasselhoff, described this as:

    “But they were outshone by Desperate Housewives actress Nicolette Sheridan, who looked stunning in figure hugging red and green outfit.”

    La BellaDonna believes that the taste, discernment, and credibility of the Sky News, it speaks for itself.

    (La BellaDonna will also generously donate the limiting adjective “a” to Sky News, as the quote, it was lifted directly, and would benefit from said adjective being inserted between “in” and “figure hugging.” Sky News could also use a hyphen for the phrase, “figure hugging,” but La BellaDonna, she is not feeling that generous. Sky News can just take the adjective and insert it.)

  13. Bexus April 28, 2005 at 9:41 am #

    At least she’s still alive. And not disgustingly emaciated.

  14. dezphaire April 28, 2005 at 9:17 pm #

    looks like someone threw up an avocado and strawberry salad.

    i love your blog, manolo. i will link it. hail shoes. hail shoes.

  15. Anonymous September 14, 2005 at 1:05 pm #

    Is it just me or does she look just like the Jessica Rabbit?

  16. Marihuana September 16, 2005 at 6:14 pm #

    I’m agree. With a little bit more of red she’s Jessica Rabbit