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Manolo says, the Nicolette she is like the hard plastic Christmas ornament from the Playboy collection.
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April 27th, 2005 at 9:59 am
She just never photographs well. She needs more makeup. And different gowns. She needs to take a note from Morgan Fairchild.
April 27th, 2005 at 10:00 am
I mean - I do, too, frankly. Not the Morgan Fairchild part.
April 27th, 2005 at 10:48 am
Is she made of marzipan?
April 27th, 2005 at 11:05 am
What would the Marzipan think of that? Would the she-broom be flattered or ignore the comment?
April 27th, 2005 at 11:51 am
It’s amazing how much work these drag queen put into dressing like women. that much have taken Nicholas Sheridan hours to squeeze into that dress!
April 27th, 2005 at 12:30 pm
Where did she find a papaya big enough to make into a dress?
April 27th, 2005 at 12:55 pm
Wouldn’t you think she would see this photo and think, “Wow, my implants are just a little too big … they make couture difficult to wear.” But, no, she probably sees this photo and thinks, “Wow, my implants make me look totally hot.” It’s kind of scary when the bosom looks bigger than your head, Nicolette.
April 27th, 2005 at 9:30 pm
Green shoes, red legs. No, not a good look for northern european sisters in our 40’s.
April 28th, 2005 at 12:19 am
uhh..jennHi, I don’t think La Cabrita meant Homestar’s girlfriend. I get a feeling she was talking about the confection.
That said, Nicolette Sheridan really looks plastic in all of her pictures. She’s like a poorly-dressed Barbie.
April 28th, 2005 at 12:49 am
The irony of the marzipan comment it was lost in the color of the link the JennHi had generously created for your amusement on the name Marzipan. Yes, the JennHi is aware of the delicious almond confection, but the humor it was good before the pressing of the “submit comment” button.
Still, what would the Marzipan say? The Nicollette Sheridan she defies all rational comments from the JennHi.
April 28th, 2005 at 1:11 am
Indeed there was a selection of little green frogs wearing red jackets at the fancy market of Gelson’s at Christmas. And they were made of marzipan. The color palette is so remarkably similar.
The frogs were much cuter, though.
April 28th, 2005 at 8:37 am
Ha! La BellaDonna, she wishes to point out that Sky News, which spoke so disparagingly of the affection displayed by the Mr. and the Mrs. Hasselhoff, described this as:
“But they were outshone by Desperate Housewives actress Nicolette Sheridan, who looked stunning in figure hugging red and green outfit.”
La BellaDonna believes that the taste, discernment, and credibility of the Sky News, it speaks for itself.
(La BellaDonna will also generously donate the limiting adjective “a” to Sky News, as the quote, it was lifted directly, and would benefit from said adjective being inserted between “in” and “figure hugging.” Sky News could also use a hyphen for the phrase, “figure hugging,” but La BellaDonna, she is not feeling that generous. Sky News can just take the adjective and insert it.)
April 28th, 2005 at 9:41 am
At least she’s still alive. And not disgustingly emaciated.
April 28th, 2005 at 9:17 pm
looks like someone threw up an avocado and strawberry salad.
i love your blog, manolo. i will link it. hail shoes. hail shoes.
September 14th, 2005 at 1:05 pm
Is it just me or does she look just like the Jessica Rabbit?
September 16th, 2005 at 6:14 pm
I’m agree. With a little bit more of red she’s Jessica Rabbit