Help from the Lackeys
Manolo says, one of the Manolo’s many internet friends has asked the Manolo the question.
What’s the deal with Lagerfeld and those tight wide collars? Are they holding up his dessicated head? Does he tuck his saggy neck flesh inside them?
Manolo answers, that is what the henchmen are for.
May 3rd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Good Lord, does that man ever change? I know black is slimming, but sometimes color can be your friend too.
And… why does it look like his legs end in tiny, freakish little points?
May 3rd, 2005 at 11:31 pm
Why do you hate Lagerfeld so much? (I’m a new reader)
May 3rd, 2005 at 11:58 pm
For a designer, his own wardrobe needs some work.
May 4th, 2005 at 1:39 am
that is one seriously scary mo fo…
May 4th, 2005 at 7:32 am
CrankyBiscuit, it is possible that the Lagerfeld has the really tiny feet (almost like the Chinese grandmother who had her feet bound as a small child.) Or it is possible that the photographer was standing at a slightly higher elevation than the Lagerfeld (perhaps on a short flight of stairs) and chose for some reason to point the camera at the abdomen of the Lagerfeld, which unless he has an enormous potbelly is out-of-proportion too large for the rest of the man.
The Lagerfeld he also looks leathery; the Annalucia she suspects that he has spent too much time in the tanning booth.
May 4th, 2005 at 7:55 am
AnnaLucia, it is possible also that the Lagerfeld, his legs end in the cloven hooves, and it is so very difficult to get the shoes for the cloven hooves to look as if they are the shoes for the normal feet!
May 4th, 2005 at 9:40 am
I don’t believe that KL is actually human. The man does not seem to age.
May 4th, 2005 at 10:56 am
Oh the Manolo has honored the Ellen by posting her question and providing the answer!!!! Many thanks to the Manolo for making the day of the Ellen!
May 4th, 2005 at 12:42 pm
I vote for the tucking in of the saggy skin, which on Karl, has to be a whole lot of wattles……especially after all the weight loss. EEEWWW!!!
May 4th, 2005 at 1:18 pm
What do you think of this?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050504/ap_en_ot/chanel_exhibit
May 4th, 2005 at 2:13 pm
Does it not look like the Mickey Rourke is turning himself into the Lagerfeld?
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2892/Events/2892/MickeyRour_Grani_4705218_400.jpg?
path=pgallery&path_key=Rourke,%20Mickey
August 18th, 2005 at 2:43 pm
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