Junk Food Paris Hilton

By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, ubiquitous, distasteful, devoid of nutrition, and bad for you.


22 Responses to “Junk Food Paris Hilton”

  1. Carol Says:

    And the food sucks, too.

  2. cris Says:

    Super size it

  3. Cordelia Says:

    How is that supposed to be appetizing? And is she kneeling next to the front of a car? Is this how Paris Latsis prefers to get head?

  4. carmie Says:

    is it just me, or does her left arm look weird? maybe it’s the camera angle – no one’s arm could be that thin and not snap in half from the horrendous pressure of gravity.

  5. marlo_girl Says:

    she truly has been airbrushed… look at those abs! every one knows paris is too lazy to eat, let alone work out! abs o’ platinum were added after!

  6. non anon Says:

    as the wise and very witty Manolo once said, “club paris….like the baby seal”.

  7. Ellen Says:

    Also disease-ridden.

  8. Cecelia Says:

    I think she’s a pretty pretty young girl who doesn’t seem to have gotten much direction or attention from her parents. Give her a break.

  9. medici Says:

    Is the lack of the attention and the direction from the parents the reason why Paris has made so many of the sex tapes? Like the Manolo says, Club Paris…like the baby seal.

  10. Carol Says:

    Her 15 minutes should be long past over by now.

  11. Luella Says:

    She is not aging well. He face is getting uglier by the year.

  12. mondomor Says:

    Does nobody else see this poor woman’s yearning to be ‘Barbie?’ We need a Ken Hilton, some plati dud to come in and rescue her from her self.

  13. Cindy Says:

    Why does she do this? Surely not for the money, nor the exposure – she has too much of both. What’s next, infomercials?

    Give it a rest, Paris. Let someone who needs the work and is actually interesting get the gigs.

  14. amyc Says:

    I honestly don’t think she is attractive…honestly, poor thing, that’s the best the best plastic surgeons in NYC could do for her?

  15. dr_noodleman Says:

    I like how she is turning her head away from the sandwich as though she is too good for it.

  16. figurefiveingold Says:

    Wow. You guys are tough.

  17. Cecelia Says:

    “Is the lack of the attention and the direction from the parents the reason why Paris has made so many of the sex tapes?”

    You mean tapes that have managed to get into public hands and thus give her so much public attention?

    When Paris’ sister, ‘Not Paris’, I think her name is…. married that guy in Las Vegas her parents issued statements about how happy and thrilled they were for her.

    Their daughter…. getting married…in blue jeans… in Los Vegas… with only Paris and stumblebum friends in attendance…. and their concern is to pose as happy and supportive to the public.

    Deadbeat parents, fer sure. Poor kids. Wonder what these girls will do next to try and get them to act like mom and dad.

  18. Starphuck Says:

    i love paris. i mean. i love her. she would find a best friend in me. i am here for you paris. (she would just call me fat but we’d get drunk anyway and she’d pretend the ugly boy across the room was making eyes at me so i’d leave her alone while all the cute guys drool over her)

  19. Cecelia Says:

    I’m sure Paris really loves you too… Lindsey…eh…I mean… Starphuck.

  20. Shellaby Says:

    Whether or not it’s Paris Hilton who’s posing here, I just think it’s such a weird advertisement. And she’s wearing such a weird outfit.

  21. jenn Says:

    i find the paris the so amusing for she knows not what she does. she is the dumb and the dumber in one body, she is sweet and naive and spoiled and stupid and her superficiality and narcissism, it makes the jenn smile and forgive her.

  22. Trashy and Classy Says:

    I dislike Paris Hilton. Yes her parents were bad, so yes she has no good background but she is more trashier than I am, the people in my trailer park even believe she is no good. It is sad that there are no good role models for my little cousins, yes there is their parents that are good role models for them, but come on Lindsey Hohan and Paris Hilton and Britney Spears? what is this saying about our society- Let’s make all the young girls trash whores? I am sorry to say that Hilary Duff is the only girl that makes a good impression it seems, and I do not even like her that much.

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