The Ten Plagues of The Europe
Manolo says, ayyyyy! Day two of the Eurovision Song Contest and already it worse than the ten plagues that the angry Yahweh meted out to the unjust Pharoah and the Egyptians. Look at the comparison.
First Plague…Danish pop doofuses
Second plague…the vocal stylings of Croatia’s own Boris and the Belly Buttons.
Third… Norwegian Village People glam rockers.
Number four…Andorra?
Five… caterwauling Portagees!
Ayyyyy! What awaits us as we sink through the inky depths of Hell. The locusts, and the frogs, and the boils, they are nothing compared to this!
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Comments
Annalucia 20 years ago
The Annalucia, she is laughing too hard to leave a comment.
Kayleigh 20 years ago
You know, I think this particular Hungarian band was included merely so that the S&M river dancing demographic didn’t feel underrepresented.
Emma 20 years ago
The Hungarian Incarnation of Michael Flatley will start the finale on Saturday! That can’t be bad in my book.
But ayyyy, to quote the Manolo; the Israeli “singer”, she must be stopped! When the Ofra Haza, she was the contestant, you did not see this on the stage.
Kirstine 20 years ago
Hey, at least our doofus can actually sing!
He may look silly, and the song may be boring, but that’s a whole different ballgame. You see, the ESC (pffft..) is supposed to be kitch, they are supposed to look and act really odd, and more tha a few are supposed to sing off key. That is why we Europeans love it so much: It’s hilarious. It’s the whole point.
Personally, I’m rooting for the Norwegian hair band. I love a well executed parody, and those guys are just too damn funny.
Susan 20 years ago
From the underlying article “Eurovision contestants tend to go for tunefulness, vivid outfits and stage shows that eschew refined tastes.”
It’s nice to see Europeans beating us unrefined Americans at our own game.
Carol 20 years ago
That guy at the bottom looks an awful lot like Tom Hanks….
cris 20 years ago
The Lagerfeld’s band, it plays tomorrow?
mango 20 years ago
Andorra! Population 70,549! Tucked between France & Spain! Saaaaalute!
The Lonewacko Blog 20 years ago
Off the topic: George Soros suggests that you visit this shoe-related post.
shmarollynn 20 years ago
I’m so, so very frightened. And yet, I can’t tear my eyes away…
Fernando 20 years ago
Go Andorra! Do you realize that this country is smaller than Wichita Falls TX? I’ll buy an adult drink to anybody that can put together a group of 6 nutcases of equal or superior subrealistic value made exclusively of Wichita Falls residents.
Minna 20 years ago
Ditto on everything that Kirstine said! Go Norway! :)
Phoebe Mittens 20 years ago
You love it really, just like the rest of us. :D
Christie 20 years ago
Where can one watch such spectacularness?
JoeB 20 years ago
The lead singer frm Norway, he should try the Mick Jagger “pants stuffing” next time.
Esther 20 years ago
The Manolo, has me in the serious stitches. People are staring, and I don’t care. :)