Pucker Up, Penelope

The Penelope Cruz being mugged by the Gangster of Love

Manolo says, John Galliano, the Gangster of Love.

12 Responses to “Pucker Up, Penelope”

  1. Emma May 20, 2005 at 10:23 am #

    My God, his head is HUGE!

  2. Anonymous May 20, 2005 at 10:34 am #

    he is looking to destroy peter pan!

  3. JoeB May 20, 2005 at 12:44 pm #

    The Galliano, he moves in to suck the life force from another unsuspecting trendy actress…

    or….

    The Penelope has been reduced form the kissing of The Maverick to the kissing of The Frog

  4. enygma May 20, 2005 at 2:59 pm #

    Look at her expression. You can tell she’s thinking, “Ew.”

  5. deja pseu May 20, 2005 at 9:22 pm #

    Ms. Penelope has the look of one who has just bitten into a lemon.

  6. The Scarlett May 21, 2005 at 10:41 am #

    She’s thinking, “I’m going to kill my publicist! First dating a gay guy, now this!”

  7. mango May 22, 2005 at 1:04 am #

    His head is a freakin’ planetoid!

  8. Esther May 23, 2005 at 1:21 pm #

    I am not a big fan of the Penelope, but even I feel like saving her from the frog midget’s kiss. Ewww!

  9. Weeding the Garden May 24, 2005 at 10:53 am #

    That dude is the scariest thing I have seen this year..

  10. Lorien June 13, 2005 at 3:45 pm #

    Ave los ojos!

  11. Don S April 14, 2006 at 8:48 am #

    He looks like the Love Child of D’Artagne and Porthos……

  12. Don S April 14, 2006 at 8:52 am #

    Not ‘ew’, enygma. Worse. That is the expression of the suppressed laughter…..

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