Depardieu!

Manolo says, yes the Depardieu he is slovenly and outwardly repulsive, but at the same time is there not something magnetic?

65 Responses to “Depardieu!”

  1. Tania June 2, 2005 at 8:34 am #

    For some reason, he reminds me, in this photograph, of MFK Fisher’s story about Cesar, the grossest, manliest man around, whom she finds compelling and horrible all at once, and whom she impresses by eating a steak with gusto.

  2. deja pseu June 2, 2005 at 8:59 am #

    Depardieu has that earthy, peasant sexiness. Trés fantastique.

  3. pbird June 2, 2005 at 9:12 am #

    Why yes, yes he has.

  4. SJ June 2, 2005 at 9:30 am #

    It is the same with the French cheeses, non?

  5. sasmuse June 2, 2005 at 9:34 am #

    In the words of my 16 year old daughter….ewwwwwwwww! I concur!

  6. The Baron June 2, 2005 at 9:43 am #

    “but at the same time is there not something magnetic?” One wonders if someone has not checked on our friend el Manolo lately, to ensure he has taken any necessary medication prescribed by his doctor……… (said purely in jest, not meant as a true slur)

  7. Bibliovixen June 2, 2005 at 10:14 am #

    MMmm, I concur with deja pseu.

  8. skits June 2, 2005 at 10:39 am #

    What Bibliovixen said. Especially with the mmmmm.

  9. themis June 2, 2005 at 10:41 am #

    Uh, no. No magnetic. Only repulsive.

  10. Miz Shoes June 2, 2005 at 10:53 am #

    Mais oui. Magnetic and magnificent.

  11. Trance June 2, 2005 at 10:58 am #

    Mon Dieu! I concur as well.

  12. L June 2, 2005 at 11:19 am #

    Truly jolie-laide.

  13. willow June 2, 2005 at 11:27 am #

    I just love the mouseover tag! Heh! I’ve seen the man look better, honestly.

  14. Anonymous June 2, 2005 at 11:29 am #

    Magnetic in that Depardieu is as large as a planet with north/south poles?

  15. Mimi June 2, 2005 at 11:37 am #

    No, I find nothing even remotely magnetic or charming about this man.

  16. HG June 2, 2005 at 12:22 pm #

    I will conclude that those who find him merely repulsive never saw his Cyrano. I too would find him repulsive, but OH! his Cyrano! ;)

  17. Ellen June 2, 2005 at 12:30 pm #

    “…at the same time is there not something magnetic?”

    No there is not.

  18. blackbird June 2, 2005 at 12:32 pm #

    Oui!

  19. cris June 2, 2005 at 12:43 pm #

    The Depardeiu, he does not give le merde what people think. His Cyrano was formidable.

  20. JoeB June 2, 2005 at 12:47 pm #

    No

  21. Tres Francaise June 2, 2005 at 1:03 pm #

    Je prefer le Daniel Auteuil.

  22. Jessica June 2, 2005 at 2:10 pm #

    The great Depardieu looks slightly ill, or at least not comfortable with his celebrity. Perhaps he needs to speak to the Hasselhoff?

    And Très Française has a point: the Auteuil competes mightily with the Depardieu in terms of the beau-laid actor sexiness.

  23. Stacy June 2, 2005 at 3:04 pm #

    Ummm… no. Just… no.

  24. medici June 2, 2005 at 3:39 pm #

    Oui! One thousand times the oui.

  25. Elvira June 2, 2005 at 4:19 pm #

    The Depardieu, he is like the fine French wine: to be loved when young, to be appreciated when at its prime, and to be remembered fondly thereafter — while moving on to something more palatable.

  26. Charlotte June 2, 2005 at 4:30 pm #

    When I was a younger, cuter thing I met him at a film festival — and oui — Mr. Depardieu was the sexiest person with whom I’ve ever been in a room (and this particular room also included the dreamy Liam Neeson, whom I am sorry to say, even in his magnificance was outshone by the dark star that was the Depardieu). I had heard talk of the sort of earthy sex appeal that came off Mr. Depardieu in waves, but until one is in its presence, it is hard to imagine.

  27. tia nieve June 2, 2005 at 6:30 pm #

    The Tia is willing to give the Depardieu benefit of the doubt. If the sex appeal is apparent in the presence of the Depardieu, the Tia would like to experience it in person, as the Charlotte did. But as he looks in the photo, the Tia agrees with the Elvira that some things peak and fade forever. The Tia cannot decide whether the Depardieu is smoldering with the sex or bloated with the flatulence.

    the Tia highly commend the Tania for mentioning MFK Fisher’s Cesar. Brava, Tania! The Tia remembers also how the Cesar complimented his neighbor’s fine baby boy!

  28. Haggis June 2, 2005 at 6:35 pm #

    Mon Dieu ! Non.

  29. deja pseu June 2, 2005 at 6:44 pm #

    One will admit that this is not the best picture of le Depardieu ever circulated. As others have mentioned, see his performance in Cyrano if you need convincing.

  30. Kath June 2, 2005 at 6:46 pm #

    Poo-poo the Depardieu.

  31. NuggetMaven June 2, 2005 at 8:15 pm #

    Blech! He looks like the bastard love child of a three way fugly gang bang involving Carl Malden, W.C. Fields and Nick Nolte. Magnifique? Je ne sais pas!!!

  32. wichitagirl June 2, 2005 at 8:45 pm #

    Yes, there is not something magnetic.

  33. Crabbygal June 2, 2005 at 9:03 pm #

    I am drawn to the nose. The big noses, they can be fabulous!

  34. enygma June 2, 2005 at 9:47 pm #

    If by magnetic, you mean we are both same poles thus, repelling each other, then yes, he is magnetic. Otherwise, no.

  35. miks June 2, 2005 at 11:51 pm #

    No for this particular picture, yes for other pictures of him I had seen before.

  36. Joan June 3, 2005 at 12:41 am #

    The physical appearance is not so great here, but the attitude — it is the attitude that makes Depardieu attractive. That said, this is a horrible photo, even if it does manage to capture his essential confidence. Looking at Depardieu, one gets the impression that he is a Man Who Gets Things Done, and done properly. I find such obvious uber-competence attractive. One of the sexiest men I ever knew was a mechanic. He had a law degree, too, but he never used it — he preferred to fix cars, and he was good at it. That kind of self-confidence is nearly irresistable.

  37. desertwind June 3, 2005 at 1:53 am #

    Ah, Manolo! You hit on the something with this post!

    And, yes.

    Depardieu has got it.

  38. Cecelia June 3, 2005 at 5:22 am #

    He has a very attractive masculine, non-metro-sexual, non-actorish look.

    But you’d have to be prepared for an outlook of moral relativism that would make Mick Jagger and Woody Allen weep…

  39. dimestore lipstick June 3, 2005 at 11:21 am #

    Non.

    He looks like a depressed, unkempt Buddy Hackett. Only less likable.

  40. tia nieve June 3, 2005 at 12:27 pm #

    Dimestore lipstick has made the Tia laugh! The Tia says “Ship-poopi!”

    http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/themusicman/shi-poo-pi.htm

  41. Ang. June 3, 2005 at 12:37 pm #

    I had to leave work early yesterday because I saw this picture and started feeling queasy. So no, not magnetic, but useful if you need a sick day.

  42. Kimi June 3, 2005 at 2:56 pm #

    There is something about this big hulking man…….aphrodisiaque!

  43. twenty2 June 3, 2005 at 3:09 pm #

    not this time.

  44. jennifer June 3, 2005 at 3:59 pm #

    no thanks, i’m on the patch.

  45. deb June 3, 2005 at 4:22 pm #

    Looks like one of my ex-husbands…the slob.

  46. gidget bananas June 3, 2005 at 5:31 pm #

    The film of the Depardieu entitled “Too Beautiful for You” (“Trop belle pour toi” — merci IMDB) is the most super fantastic film in which the Depardieu is indeed magnetic. In that film it is the less-beautiful people who have the grand love affair, but for those who need to look at the beautiful people, the film also stars the splendid Carole Bouquet. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098520/

  47. Jan June 3, 2005 at 8:50 pm #

    Oh, yes. Magnetic he is. It is a strange dichotomy, as you said dear Manolo, of slovenly and attractive. When he speaks I am hypnotized.

  48. elayne June 4, 2005 at 8:45 am #

    I always found Depardieu attractive and intriguing and sexy, until I read an interview wherein he said, somewhat offhandedly, that yes, he’d forced (raped) a woman or two in his time, but then what man hadn’t? (One link of many here – http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/1991/02/02-08-91tdc/02-08-91darts-03.asp)

    There has been some question about the accuracy of the quote (or possibly just spin) but he irretrievably lost his appeal for me after that.

  49. The Scarlett June 4, 2005 at 9:13 am #

    The Scarlett knows that whatever animal magnetism this man may possess, it would be greatly overshadowed by the b.o. and the bad breath. That’s right, the slovenly man-thug that is the Depardieu can only smell sour. And you know that you, too, are grateful that you can’t smell him as you gaze at that picture.

  50. Bridget June 4, 2005 at 1:06 pm #

    Ah, yes… he has that intangible quality that words can’t express. I always loved him in “Manon of the Spring”. Such a tragic role that endeared him to me first!

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