Tsk, tsk, tsk. What has happend to the Priscilla? She used to be so beautiful, even in her thick black eyeliner and towering hairdo days in the beginning with The King. Now she just looks scary and, well, TAUT.
Oh, the Tia is embarrassed.
Cosmetic surgery being what it is, Tia Nieve mistook mother for daughter and vice versa! It is the Priscilla who is haunted by the ectoplasmic scarf of the Elvis!
The Tia begs your understanding, she is frightened by pickled people, young and old.
Actually, Rileigh (Rilee or however she spells it) isn’t quite as scary looking as Grandmummy is now. Damn woman skeered me right out of ever putting black lowlights in my red hair ever again.
Priscilla, what have you done?! Jeez, she was such a pretty woman. Now she looks like someone left her face on top of the stove by accident. Do y’all remember the video for Black Hole Sun? With all the scary melting faces? Yeah.
I saw the Lisa Marie on Leno last night. She seemed suprisingly diminutive and very attractive. Great legs. And not a bad singer with a what seemed to be so so song.
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19 years ago
Wow, I didn’t know Liquid Paper could be used as a cosmetic.
mondomor 19 years ago
wardrobe tips from the grave of the King?
A Bee 19 years ago
i think i still see a little piece of loose skin on Priscilla’s forhead. how could that have slipped by?
Krooie 19 years ago
Tsk, tsk, tsk. What has happend to the Priscilla? She used to be so beautiful, even in her thick black eyeliner and towering hairdo days in the beginning with The King. Now she just looks scary and, well, TAUT.
tia nieve 19 years ago
Tia Nieve sees the ectoplasmic spectre appearing on the Lisa Marie’s shirt! Is it the ghost of the Elvis?
The Priscilla fears his ghost so much she has taken the tablecloth to hide beneath!
Flames are shooting from the top of both their heads!
The Tia must hide from the evil! Quickly!
tia nieve 19 years ago
Oh, the Tia is embarrassed.
Cosmetic surgery being what it is, Tia Nieve mistook mother for daughter and vice versa! It is the Priscilla who is haunted by the ectoplasmic scarf of the Elvis!
The Tia begs your understanding, she is frightened by pickled people, young and old.
dowdydiva 19 years ago
Actually, I believe that is the Lisa Marie and her teenaged daughter. Which makes it even sadder.
The Baron 19 years ago
We do not care. We find ourselves strangely attracted to Ms. Presley. Indeed…it’s almost….magnetic…..
Broad 19 years ago
Actually, Rileigh (Rilee or however she spells it) isn’t quite as scary looking as Grandmummy is now. Damn woman skeered me right out of ever putting black lowlights in my red hair ever again.
Cam 19 years ago
The Lisa Marie, she is wearing the same dress that the Hilary Swank wore to the MTV Movie Awards. Or should I say, the same potato sack?
Corii 19 years ago
Good grief, which one is which?
Lori 19 years ago
According to the caption on Yahoo, Lisa Marie is on the left and Priscilla is on the right.
Yikes. It scares me that I had to look to make sure.
Starphuck 19 years ago
that one on the right looks like a child. and lisa marie looks like rosie o’donnel, only when she wasn’t quite as butch.
desertwind 19 years ago
These poor ladies of the night must schedule a theta-meter session for some audited clearing, muy pronto!
will gaston 19 years ago
maybe a bit too much make up, but I think they’re both cute.
lisa 19 years ago
It is so sad that Priscilla survived Elvis, the 60s, even the Texas Chainsaw Mascara…..only for this.
MollieBee 19 years ago
Priscilla, what have you done?! Jeez, she was such a pretty woman. Now she looks like someone left her face on top of the stove by accident. Do y’all remember the video for Black Hole Sun? With all the scary melting faces? Yeah.
Sarah 19 years ago
I agree. Before I read the caption I thought “I didn’t know Lisa Marie had a child…” Scary. Age gracefully, age gracefully.
Victoria O 19 years ago
I too, got mother and daughter mixed up, thinking Priscilla doesn’t look that bad … till a saw Priscilla.
NuggetMaven 19 years ago
Cilla’s not pulling off that pseudo-goth look AT ALL. She used to be pretty about two face jobs ago.
Canadian Headhunter 19 years ago
I saw the Lisa Marie on Leno last night. She seemed suprisingly diminutive and very attractive. Great legs. And not a bad singer with a what seemed to be so so song.