What we have here is a function of hair color in relation to radius: h = 1/x^2, where h is hair color and x is the distance from the Hef. The higher the value of h, the blonder the hair.
When I was a girl I did my best
At the Playboy mansion for all the guests.
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the owner of the big front door
I polished up his knob so carefulee
That now I am the Ruler of Hef’s Navee…
Weekend at Heffies indeed. But seriously though, Hef has been dead for years. Or, more precisely, undead. He surrounds himself with vapid cookie-cutter bimbos so you don’t notice when one goes missing after she has been used to slake his vampiric thirst.
The Betty Page shirt/pajama top is a nice touch though.
I can’t wait for his post-mortem photos of his shweenus to come out on Rotten.com or ConsumptionJunction. I wonder if they’ll preserve it and show it in museums like Rasputin’s pecker?
AskMom would also draw attention to the stepford wifeliness of the companions to the great heffiness. Bogus flesh will out itself, be it smooth and taunt or old and loose :)
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Lori 20 years ago
What we have here is a function of hair color in relation to radius: h = 1/x^2, where h is hair color and x is the distance from the Hef. The higher the value of h, the blonder the hair.
Dave Schuler 20 years ago
Very lifelike. It’s amazing what the morticians can do these days.
Bob 20 years ago
I think the sunglasses are hiding the pennies on his eyes.
cris 20 years ago
When I was a girl I did my best
At the Playboy mansion for all the guests.
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the owner of the big front door
I polished up his knob so carefulee
That now I am the Ruler of Hef’s Navee…
The Baron gently 20 years ago
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
– D. Thomas.
20 years ago
Why do they all have smug little grins? It’s as if they’re all thinking, “Ha ha! Did we ever pull on over on you guys!”
Jeff the Baptist 20 years ago
Weekend at Heffies indeed. But seriously though, Hef has been dead for years. Or, more precisely, undead. He surrounds himself with vapid cookie-cutter bimbos so you don’t notice when one goes missing after she has been used to slake his vampiric thirst.
The Betty Page shirt/pajama top is a nice touch though.
JoeB 20 years ago
Has The Hef joined the Evil One in eyeing my tasty brain???
Miachelle 20 years ago
He looks like Mr. Burns in this photo.
karla 20 years ago
Anyone ever seen that horrid movie Weekend At Bernie’s? Meet Bernie……
NuggetMaven 20 years ago
I can’t wait for his post-mortem photos of his shweenus to come out on Rotten.com or ConsumptionJunction. I wonder if they’ll preserve it and show it in museums like Rasputin’s pecker?
AskMom 20 years ago
AskMom would also draw attention to the stepford wifeliness of the companions to the great heffiness. Bogus flesh will out itself, be it smooth and taunt or old and loose :)