Weekend at Hefs

June 13, 2005 12

Manolo says, some one call the coroner.


There are 12 comments

  • Lori says:

    What we have here is a function of hair color in relation to radius: h = 1/x^2, where h is hair color and x is the distance from the Hef. The higher the value of h, the blonder the hair.

  • Dave Schuler says:

    Very lifelike. It’s amazing what the morticians can do these days.

  • Bob says:

    I think the sunglasses are hiding the pennies on his eyes.

  • cris says:

    When I was a girl I did my best
    At the Playboy mansion for all the guests.
    I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
    And I polished up the owner of the big front door
    I polished up his knob so carefulee
    That now I am the Ruler of Hef’s Navee…

  • The Baron gently says:

    Do not go gentle into that good night,

    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
    – D. Thomas.

  • Anonymous says:

    Why do they all have smug little grins? It’s as if they’re all thinking, “Ha ha! Did we ever pull on over on you guys!”

  • Weekend at Heffies indeed. But seriously though, Hef has been dead for years. Or, more precisely, undead. He surrounds himself with vapid cookie-cutter bimbos so you don’t notice when one goes missing after she has been used to slake his vampiric thirst.

    The Betty Page shirt/pajama top is a nice touch though.

  • JoeB says:

    Has The Hef joined the Evil One in eyeing my tasty brain???

  • Miachelle says:

    He looks like Mr. Burns in this photo.

  • karla says:

    Anyone ever seen that horrid movie Weekend At Bernie’s? Meet Bernie……

  • NuggetMaven says:

    I can’t wait for his post-mortem photos of his shweenus to come out on Rotten.com or ConsumptionJunction. I wonder if they’ll preserve it and show it in museums like Rasputin’s pecker?

  • AskMom says:

    AskMom would also draw attention to the stepford wifeliness of the companions to the great heffiness. Bogus flesh will out itself, be it smooth and taunt or old and loose :)