Weekend at Hefs

Manolo says, some one call the coroner.

12 Responses to “Weekend at Hefs”

  1. Lori June 13, 2005 at 11:26 am #

    What we have here is a function of hair color in relation to radius: h = 1/x^2, where h is hair color and x is the distance from the Hef. The higher the value of h, the blonder the hair.

  2. Dave Schuler June 13, 2005 at 12:02 pm #

    Very lifelike. It’s amazing what the morticians can do these days.

  3. Bob June 13, 2005 at 12:29 pm #

    I think the sunglasses are hiding the pennies on his eyes.

  4. cris June 13, 2005 at 12:43 pm #

    When I was a girl I did my best
    At the Playboy mansion for all the guests.
    I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
    And I polished up the owner of the big front door
    I polished up his knob so carefulee
    That now I am the Ruler of Hef’s Navee…

  5. The Baron gently June 13, 2005 at 1:17 pm #

    Do not go gentle into that good night,

    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
    – D. Thomas.

  6. Anonymous June 13, 2005 at 1:31 pm #

    Why do they all have smug little grins? It’s as if they’re all thinking, “Ha ha! Did we ever pull on over on you guys!”

  7. Jeff the Baptist June 13, 2005 at 1:44 pm #

    Weekend at Heffies indeed. But seriously though, Hef has been dead for years. Or, more precisely, undead. He surrounds himself with vapid cookie-cutter bimbos so you don’t notice when one goes missing after she has been used to slake his vampiric thirst.

    The Betty Page shirt/pajama top is a nice touch though.

  8. JoeB June 13, 2005 at 3:36 pm #

    Has The Hef joined the Evil One in eyeing my tasty brain???

  9. Miachelle June 13, 2005 at 9:12 pm #

    He looks like Mr. Burns in this photo.

  10. karla June 16, 2005 at 1:20 pm #

    Anyone ever seen that horrid movie Weekend At Bernie’s? Meet Bernie……

  11. NuggetMaven June 21, 2005 at 11:36 pm #

    I can’t wait for his post-mortem photos of his shweenus to come out on Rotten.com or ConsumptionJunction. I wonder if they’ll preserve it and show it in museums like Rasputin’s pecker?

  12. AskMom July 11, 2005 at 12:24 pm #

    AskMom would also draw attention to the stepford wifeliness of the companions to the great heffiness. Bogus flesh will out itself, be it smooth and taunt or old and loose :)