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June 13th, 2005 at 11:26 am
What we have here is a function of hair color in relation to radius: h = 1/x^2, where h is hair color and x is the distance from the Hef. The higher the value of h, the blonder the hair.
June 13th, 2005 at 12:02 pm
Very lifelike. It’s amazing what the morticians can do these days.
June 13th, 2005 at 12:29 pm
I think the sunglasses are hiding the pennies on his eyes.
June 13th, 2005 at 12:43 pm
When I was a girl I did my best
At the Playboy mansion for all the guests.
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the owner of the big front door
I polished up his knob so carefulee
That now I am the Ruler of Hef’s Navee…
June 13th, 2005 at 1:17 pm
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
- D. Thomas.
June 13th, 2005 at 1:31 pm
Why do they all have smug little grins? It’s as if they’re all thinking, “Ha ha! Did we ever pull on over on you guys!”
June 13th, 2005 at 1:44 pm
Weekend at Heffies indeed. But seriously though, Hef has been dead for years. Or, more precisely, undead. He surrounds himself with vapid cookie-cutter bimbos so you don’t notice when one goes missing after she has been used to slake his vampiric thirst.
The Betty Page shirt/pajama top is a nice touch though.
June 13th, 2005 at 3:36 pm
Has The Hef joined the Evil One in eyeing my tasty brain???
June 13th, 2005 at 9:12 pm
He looks like Mr. Burns in this photo.
June 16th, 2005 at 1:20 pm
Anyone ever seen that horrid movie Weekend At Bernie’s? Meet Bernie……
June 21st, 2005 at 11:36 pm
I can’t wait for his post-mortem photos of his shweenus to come out on Rotten.com or ConsumptionJunction. I wonder if they’ll preserve it and show it in museums like Rasputin’s pecker?
July 11th, 2005 at 12:24 pm
AskMom would also draw attention to the stepford wifeliness of the companions to the great heffiness. Bogus flesh will out itself, be it smooth and taunt or old and loose :)