Comments on: Weekend at Hefs

By: AskMom

AskMom — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 17:24:24 +0000

AskMom would also draw attention to the stepford wifeliness of the companions to the great heffiness. Bogus flesh will out itself, be it smooth and taunt or old and loose :)

By: NuggetMaven

NuggetMaven — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 04:36:41 +0000

I can’t wait for his post-mortem photos of his shweenus to come out on Rotten.com or ConsumptionJunction. I wonder if they’ll preserve it and show it in museums like Rasputin’s pecker?

By: karla

karla — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 18:20:06 +0000

Anyone ever seen that horrid movie Weekend At Bernie’s? Meet Bernie……

By: Miachelle

Miachelle — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 02:12:20 +0000

He looks like Mr. Burns in this photo.

By: JoeB

JoeB — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 20:36:41 +0000

Has The Hef joined the Evil One in eyeing my tasty brain???

By: Jeff the Baptist

Jeff the Baptist — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 18:44:47 +0000

Weekend at Heffies indeed. But seriously though, Hef has been dead for years. Or, more precisely, undead. He surrounds himself with vapid cookie-cutter bimbos so you don’t notice when one goes missing after she has been used to slake his vampiric thirst.

The Betty Page shirt/pajama top is a nice touch though.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 18:31:07 +0000

Why do they all have smug little grins? It’s as if they’re all thinking, “Ha ha! Did we ever pull on over on you guys!”

By: The Baron gently

The Baron gently — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 18:17:29 +0000

Do not go gentle into that good night,

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
- D. Thomas.

By: cris

cris — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 17:43:33 +0000

When I was a girl I did my best
At the Playboy mansion for all the guests.
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the owner of the big front door
I polished up his knob so carefulee
That now I am the Ruler of Hef’s Navee…

By: Bob

Bob — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 17:29:40 +0000

I think the sunglasses are hiding the pennies on his eyes.