Attack of the Forehead

Manolo says, Ayyyyyyy! the Nicole Kidman, she is getting the Van Eyck chrome dome.

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20 Responses to “Attack of the Forehead”

Giabella Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 5:37 am
Ha! The Manolo, he makes the Giabella snort into her iced latte.
Tres Francaise Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 6:42 am
La Tres Francaise thinks also of the forehead of the Cate Blanchett in ‘Elizabeth’……..
Gina Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 7:16 am
NK looks more like a Praying Mantis to me.
The Scarlett Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 7:46 am
The Scarlett saw NK on the Letterman last night. Ayyyyyy! The Scarlett kept finding herself muttering, “She’s nearly life-like” whenever the animatronic device would turn to the Dave and imitate way humans laugh.

BTW, The Arnolfini Wedding is one of The Scarlett’s all time favorite paintings!
Kim Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 8:11 am
Botox + Bleach Blonde = hair loss. Also, when your hair is the same color as your skin, it’s hard to tell which is which. Bless her heart.
C.S. Froning Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 8:32 am
Why did she go blonde? It doesn’t work for her coloring, and she was a gorgeous redhead.
Sarah Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 9:32 am
“the Nicole Kidman, she is getting the Van Eyck chrome dome”

Looks like she’s getting anorexia, too.

Poor Nicole.
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June 14th, 2005 at 10:09 am
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AmyS Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 1:40 pm
EYEEEEEEEEE!!! Someone get the martian, er woman, some bangs. The shine is blinding!!!!! I can no longer see!
dimestore lipstick Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 1:54 pm
At least a five-head. Possibly more.
tia nieve Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 2:09 pm
The Tia Nieve finds the shoes of the Van Eyck intriguing:

http://www.wga.hu/art/e/eyck_van/jan/15arnolf/15arnol7.jpg

http://www.wga.hu/art/e/eyck_van/jan/15arnolf/15arnol8.jpg

The Tia adores the 15th century version of the red slides of the Dr. Scholls (second link).
tia nieve Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
The Tia Nieve adores the Van Eyck paintings, but when the Tia sees the Nicole, she is reminded of the Nosferatu:

http://2004.icon.org.il/activity/pictures/100
jenn Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 2:32 pm
haha. poor nicole. yes, the jenn, she thinks the nicole may be still somewhat not over the conspiracy that is the tom and has resorted to food restraint and botox hedonism but the jenn, she still adores the nicole. because the jenn, sometimes she wishes she had only a few inches of the nicole’s height and a few sacks of her money.
Victoria O Says:
June 14th, 2005 at 3:31 pm
Funny, I made the same observation upon viewing a picture of NK earlier this morning.
Mme Dogma Says:
June 15th, 2005 at 12:12 pm
Perhaps she could snack on some of those acorns she is wearing on her sinewy neck.
Maggi Says:
June 15th, 2005 at 6:30 pm
In response to tia nieve: that first picture you linked isn’t of shoes, it’s of pattens. When you wore your lovely court slippers and needed to leave the lovely court, you slipped your pattens on over your shoes to protect them. Not sure about the red ’slides’; they might just be super-fancy pattens.
pdotfu Says:
June 18th, 2005 at 12:25 am
Poor Nicole, yes. Exteme thiness does not replace youth. She was a lovely girl.
NuggetMaven Says:
June 21st, 2005 at 11:34 pm
My forehead hurts looking at that… she looks like she’s pulled her hair too tight.
Cat Says:
August 12th, 2005 at 4:19 pm
The Cat, she has the very large forehead like that of the Nicole, but she has the good sense to wear the bangs with which to cover it up.
LouLou Says:
September 3rd, 2005 at 10:25 am
I think Nicole Kidman’s large forehead is attractive. I know that most people believe it isn’t attractive on a woman, but surprisingly, this blog, nor anyone else for that matter, is the authority on what is or isn’t attractive.

Attraction is very subjective, and the writer of this website may not have a large forehead of which to speak, however you can bet your sweet bippy that they have countless imperfections.

Also, I would like to remind you, dear author, that imperfections of character are far more unattractive and pronounced than physical ones. Fortunately for you, mirrors only show physical imperfections…