To the Left, Number One

Manolo says, only eleven years old and already one of the most annoying persons on the planet.








24 Responses to “To the Left, Number One”




  1. Ang. Says:

    Who is she? Is she the new amorita of the Tom Cruise? Younger and younger…




  2. JayKay Says:

    I don’t get it.
    Can someone help a sister out?




  3. Julianne Says:

    It’s Dakota Fanning, correct?




  4. The Scarlett Says:

    Now we know what happened to that creepy little boy from The Sixth Sense. That’s right, Tom, try to pass him off as a little girl so that we think you’re just up to your usual cradle-robbing shenanigans. Free Haley!




  5. deja pseu Says:

    Run away, Dakota, before the crazy man makes you join Scientology too!!!

    http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/13/people.holmes.ap/




  6. Elizabeth Says:

    Awww…she’s 11! He’s Tom Cruise! Give the girl a break - in her place, I’d probably be psyched too. I was psyched about Tom Cruise at 11 (if he was good enough for Rosie O’Donnell, he was good enough for me, was my train of thought)…but then I grew up and knew better.




  7. Cam Says:

    Aww, poor Dakota, she is so cute and she is a pretty good actress, but she has to work with Bucky McCrazy over there. I would be fake-smiling too.




  8. Fluffy Says:

    I usually lurk and don’t comment. Love your blog!

    Fact is, this crosses the line. The wacko man is using a child. I hope he goes down in nuclear flames. Enough is enough.

    How desperate, delusional, can he get??????




  9. Starphuck Says:

    I can’t tell you how much I love her. In due time, she will regard Tom Cruise as a mere serf.




  10. sarakenobi Says:

    I love her! but alas, Tom Cruise should stop with the acting and the dating of the children.




  11. bathory Says:

    Although these comments are hilarious, they’re in a movie together right now so I’m going to take a stab and say they’re promoting their work together…




  12. Hi-top sneaker booi Says:

    Looks like ole Tommo’s wimmin are getting yourget by the minute…
    Move over Katie Holmes, Dakotas in now!




  13. JoeB Says:

    What is with The Tom and his obsessive wearing of the Black?

    And I could have sworn Katie Holmes was a brunette…




  14. Stacy Says:

    The Stacy, she thinks Tom is trying to adopt another child, thereby proving his straightness. See how he is holding the poor child captive by grabbing her arm! Ayyyyy!




  15. non anon Says:

    perhaps mini-me size tommy C. is really saying: “look at me! i’m a little girl’s arm length taller than you!”




  16. Haggis Says:

    Like a baby’s arm holding an apple?




  17. Designer Ella Says:

    No, no, I love her! She’s quite talented.




  18. kelelle Says:

    Ah, the little dakota, she cannot quite be yet called a beard…perhaps a mustache? Soul patch? Goatee for the Tom?




  19. sandra Says:

    which one of tem is really 11 yrs. old?




  20. Lorien Says:

    Tom, Help ME help YOU!




  21. Cecelia Says:

    And the young girl is annoying too…

    Is she the stand-in in case Katie Holmes comes to her senses?




  22. anonymouse Says:

    Is the Dakota the next fiance/convert to the cult of the Tom Cruise and the Scientologists?




  23. VeddyVeddyBadMan Says:

    Did anyone see her teeth at the MTV movie awards? It seems there is something very bad happening there, and I am so confused about it.




  24. NuggetMaven Says:

    Tiny Tom, aka a man in crisis. Bleh! He’s like that bad Farrah Fawcett appearance on Letterman, cross pollenated with Anne Heche’s alter ego, “Celestia.”




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