Now we know what happened to that creepy little boy from The Sixth Sense. That’s right, Tom, try to pass him off as a little girl so that we think you’re just up to your usual cradle-robbing shenanigans. Free Haley!
Awww…she’s 11! He’s Tom Cruise! Give the girl a break – in her place, I’d probably be psyched too. I was psyched about Tom Cruise at 11 (if he was good enough for Rosie O’Donnell, he was good enough for me, was my train of thought)…but then I grew up and knew better.
Although these comments are hilarious, they’re in a movie together right now so I’m going to take a stab and say they’re promoting their work together…
The Stacy, she thinks Tom is trying to adopt another child, thereby proving his straightness. See how he is holding the poor child captive by grabbing her arm! Ayyyyy!
Tiny Tom, aka a man in crisis. Bleh! He’s like that bad Farrah Fawcett appearance on Letterman, cross pollenated with Anne Heche’s alter ego, “Celestia.”
Comments
Ang. 19 years ago
Who is she? Is she the new amorita of the Tom Cruise? Younger and younger…
JayKay 19 years ago
I don’t get it.
Can someone help a sister out?
Julianne 19 years ago
It’s Dakota Fanning, correct?
The Scarlett 19 years ago
Now we know what happened to that creepy little boy from The Sixth Sense. That’s right, Tom, try to pass him off as a little girl so that we think you’re just up to your usual cradle-robbing shenanigans. Free Haley!
deja pseu 19 years ago
Run away, Dakota, before the crazy man makes you join Scientology too!!!
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/13/people.holmes.ap/
Elizabeth 19 years ago
Awww…she’s 11! He’s Tom Cruise! Give the girl a break – in her place, I’d probably be psyched too. I was psyched about Tom Cruise at 11 (if he was good enough for Rosie O’Donnell, he was good enough for me, was my train of thought)…but then I grew up and knew better.
Cam 19 years ago
Aww, poor Dakota, she is so cute and she is a pretty good actress, but she has to work with Bucky McCrazy over there. I would be fake-smiling too.
Fluffy 19 years ago
I usually lurk and don’t comment. Love your blog!
Fact is, this crosses the line. The wacko man is using a child. I hope he goes down in nuclear flames. Enough is enough.
How desperate, delusional, can he get??????
Starphuck 19 years ago
I can’t tell you how much I love her. In due time, she will regard Tom Cruise as a mere serf.
sarakenobi 19 years ago
I love her! but alas, Tom Cruise should stop with the acting and the dating of the children.
bathory 19 years ago
Although these comments are hilarious, they’re in a movie together right now so I’m going to take a stab and say they’re promoting their work together…
Hi-top sneaker booi 19 years ago
Looks like ole Tommo’s wimmin are getting yourget by the minute…
Move over Katie Holmes, Dakotas in now!
JoeB 19 years ago
What is with The Tom and his obsessive wearing of the Black?
And I could have sworn Katie Holmes was a brunette…
Stacy 19 years ago
The Stacy, she thinks Tom is trying to adopt another child, thereby proving his straightness. See how he is holding the poor child captive by grabbing her arm! Ayyyyy!
non anon 19 years ago
perhaps mini-me size tommy C. is really saying: “look at me! i’m a little girl’s arm length taller than you!”
Haggis 19 years ago
Like a baby’s arm holding an apple?
Designer Ella 19 years ago
No, no, I love her! She’s quite talented.
kelelle 19 years ago
Ah, the little dakota, she cannot quite be yet called a beard…perhaps a mustache? Soul patch? Goatee for the Tom?
sandra 19 years ago
which one of tem is really 11 yrs. old?
Lorien 19 years ago
Tom, Help ME help YOU!
Cecelia 19 years ago
And the young girl is annoying too…
Is she the stand-in in case Katie Holmes comes to her senses?
anonymouse 19 years ago
Is the Dakota the next fiance/convert to the cult of the Tom Cruise and the Scientologists?
VeddyVeddyBadMan 19 years ago
Did anyone see her teeth at the MTV movie awards? It seems there is something very bad happening there, and I am so confused about it.
NuggetMaven 19 years ago
Tiny Tom, aka a man in crisis. Bleh! He’s like that bad Farrah Fawcett appearance on Letterman, cross pollenated with Anne Heche’s alter ego, “Celestia.”