The butchy Bruce has the breasts and the pooch to boot. And the eyes and the nose of the butchy Bruce are becoming like the eyes and the nose of the alien-hybrid Burt Reynolds.
Um. Where to begin. First Ms. Navel would like to point out that posting this under “celebrity” is a teensy bit of a stretch. Second, it is impossible not to notice that Ms. Jenner is wearing a turtleneck and V-Neck sweather with the leather pants. Grandma on the top and rock star on the bottom perhaps?
He needs to lose the mullet pronto … and I agree that the eyebrow waxing has gone too far. I’m disturbed with all the puffiness in the face and neck; it’s like he’s having a bad reaction to his meds.
The Annalucia’s memory, it may be deceiving her, but she remembers the “Bruce Jenner” as an Olympic athlete of some sort who abandoned a pregnant wife to run off with another woman. In which case the new appearance is perhaps the reflection of the soul, or else the just punishment for the vile behavior.
WHERE IS HIS NOSE???? That is a d*mn shame – he won an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon, and now he is reduced to a plastic-surgery joke. Perhaps Depardieu could donate a portion of his nose to Mr. Jenner?
“He looks like you’d imagine the phantom of the opera might look after dermabrasion. ” Bwahahaha!!! The Bis Nation was going to make an uncalled for K.D. Lang joke, but now the Bis Nation is rendered speechless. Thanks go to the Cecelia for the laughs…
Bruce has what can only be descrbed as a tiny little girly ‘Zsa Zsa Gabor’ nose. On Zsa Zsa it looks great, but on a guy? ehhhhhhhhhhwwww! A guy should NEVER try to make his nose little. You know what they say: “Big nose, big hose”
He abandoned a pregnant wife and a child for Lynda Thompson, Elvis’ old girlfriend, IIRC. He’s currently married to Robert Kardashian’s ex-wife, Kardashian of OJ fame.
Poor Bruce Trans-jenner–the face is scarier than hell and I don’t know how he ever won the Olympics with those knock-knees on Skating with Celebrities. Like a train wreck–you just have to watch in horror and a little bit of glee!
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anonymouse 16 years ago
The butchy Bruce has the breasts and the pooch to boot. And the eyes and the nose of the butchy Bruce are becoming like the eyes and the nose of the alien-hybrid Burt Reynolds.
Fausta 16 years ago
That’s Bruce Jenner???!!!!
oh navel 16 years ago
Um. Where to begin. First Ms. Navel would like to point out that posting this under “celebrity” is a teensy bit of a stretch. Second, it is impossible not to notice that Ms. Jenner is wearing a turtleneck and V-Neck sweather with the leather pants. Grandma on the top and rock star on the bottom perhaps?
deja pseu 16 years ago
He needs to lay off the eyebrow waxing, methinks.
The Scarlett 16 years ago
He needs to lose the mullet pronto … and I agree that the eyebrow waxing has gone too far. I’m disturbed with all the puffiness in the face and neck; it’s like he’s having a bad reaction to his meds.
Annalucia 16 years ago
The Annalucia’s memory, it may be deceiving her, but she remembers the “Bruce Jenner” as an Olympic athlete of some sort who abandoned a pregnant wife to run off with another woman. In which case the new appearance is perhaps the reflection of the soul, or else the just punishment for the vile behavior.
Cecelia 16 years ago
He looks like you’d imagine the phantom of the opera might look after dermabrasion.
desertwind 16 years ago
I thought it was Michael Douglas…
AmyS 16 years ago
I thought it was another picture of Michael Jackson…
Karla 16 years ago
And what about the pic that comes up on the link of him and his dog…is that a big pink butterfly on his sweatshirt?? Whoa….
Saffy 16 years ago
I thought it was the Michael Jackson’s ex-wife, Debbie something.
Ellen 16 years ago
WHERE IS HIS NOSE???? That is a d*mn shame – he won an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon, and now he is reduced to a plastic-surgery joke. Perhaps Depardieu could donate a portion of his nose to Mr. Jenner?
Mrs Patrick Campbell 16 years ago
Bruce is aptly named because Bruce is as gay as they come.gay as a home depot on superbowl sunday. As gay as the pope is catholic.
aggiegrrrl 16 years ago
The AggieGrrrl, she is a bit confused. She thought she was looking at Sigourney Weaver. If Sigourney had spent three-days drinking cheap gin.
Bis Nation 16 years ago
“He looks like you’d imagine the phantom of the opera might look after dermabrasion. ” Bwahahaha!!! The Bis Nation was going to make an uncalled for K.D. Lang joke, but now the Bis Nation is rendered speechless. Thanks go to the Cecelia for the laughs…
Mrs Patrick Campbell 16 years ago
Bruce has what can only be descrbed as a tiny little girly ‘Zsa Zsa Gabor’ nose. On Zsa Zsa it looks great, but on a guy? ehhhhhhhhhhwwww! A guy should NEVER try to make his nose little. You know what they say: “Big nose, big hose”
Inkadinkadoo 16 years ago
He abandoned a pregnant wife and a child for Lynda Thompson, Elvis’ old girlfriend, IIRC. He’s currently married to Robert Kardashian’s ex-wife, Kardashian of OJ fame.
NuggetMaven 16 years ago
Bruce Jenner, the “white man’s Michael Jackson” of bad plastic surgery.
deb 16 years ago
The Bruce Jenner he is not fat he is just fluffy(er)!
Sundance Sr. 15 years ago
Poor Bruce Trans-jenner–the face is scarier than hell and I don’t know how he ever won the Olympics with those knock-knees on Skating with Celebrities. Like a train wreck–you just have to watch in horror and a little bit of glee!