Comments on: One Who Boldly Says No to the Plastic Surgeon

By: radmila

radmila — Sun, 26 Jun 2005 13:19:59 +0000

It’s…it’s…
Gerard Depard-eeeeew!

By: NuggetMaven

NuggetMaven — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 04:25:11 +0000

I guess if he ever were to have ED, perhaps his nose could do double duty. I can’t help but look at him and think “penis nose.” It’s like it’s a bad skit from SNL.

By: Mimi

Mimi — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 03:08:06 +0000

The Mimi shares with the Manolo an appreciation of someone not being afraid to be natural, and lumpy if that is what nature bestows. And as an Acadianne, she even has a natural propensity of attraction towards Frenchmen. But the Depardieu, at least in his photos, does not seem to possess the inner nature that makes a man attractive or even interesting to her.

By: Inkadinkadoo

Inkadinkadoo — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 23:19:19 +0000

I’ll bite, Mrs. Campbell. Exactly what “mut” is hanging between his legs?

I have had his swill-ish wine once, on the one and only time I was dragged to the Planet Hollywood in San Francisco and forced to have lunch. It was the house wine and it did NOT redeem the execrable food.

By: finalfashion

finalfashion — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 16:54:57 +0000

Oh Gerard! You big lumpy sexy frenchman!

I think he’s the hottest thing out of the dark ages. I’d like to wrap myself in burlap and flagellate the devil outta him.

By: Martha

Martha — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 11:34:25 +0000

Ah, dear Will, I won’t. Tom, on the other hand…

Mon cher Gerard, allez toute suite avec your probosc enorme to the AA meeting…where I swear, they will still let you smoke.

By: Crabbygal

Crabbygal — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 09:59:17 +0000

Delicious. Oh yes, the wine is, as well.

By: will gaston

will gaston — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 03:16:02 +0000

Ah, but dear Martha, do not forget the needs of the bush…

By: kirstin

kirstin — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 19:38:43 +0000

Rowr!

Indeed.

By: deja pseu

deja pseu — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 16:01:28 +0000

Mais oui, mon cher Gerard!