One Who Boldly Says No to the Plastic Surgeon
Manolo says, would you care, mon cheri, for the sip of this most heady potion of love.
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June 20th, 2005 at 7:19 am
The Martha says: one swollen-nosed Gerard in the hand is worth six flat-chest Cruises in..
Oh, excuse me, he just jumped up on a couch. I must catch him before he flies away.
June 20th, 2005 at 9:02 am
Why, yes… Yes, I would, you saucy Gerard…
June 20th, 2005 at 9:09 am
YAH! That nose! I am going to have the bad dreams.
June 20th, 2005 at 9:20 am
With a nose that size imagine what mut be hanging between his legs!
June 20th, 2005 at 9:50 am
Thank you Ms. Campbell, we are ill to our lunch now.
(psst! M. Manolo! ‘boldly’)
June 20th, 2005 at 11:01 am
Mais oui, mon cher Gerard!
June 20th, 2005 at 2:38 pm
Rowr!
Indeed.
June 20th, 2005 at 10:16 pm
Ah, but dear Martha, do not forget the needs of the bush…
June 21st, 2005 at 4:59 am
Delicious. Oh yes, the wine is, as well.
June 21st, 2005 at 6:34 am
Ah, dear Will, I won’t. Tom, on the other hand…
Mon cher Gerard, allez toute suite avec your probosc enorme to the AA meeting…where I swear, they will still let you smoke.
June 21st, 2005 at 11:54 am
Oh Gerard! You big lumpy sexy frenchman!
I think he’s the hottest thing out of the dark ages. I’d like to wrap myself in burlap and flagellate the devil outta him.
June 21st, 2005 at 6:19 pm
I’ll bite, Mrs. Campbell. Exactly what “mut” is hanging between his legs?
I have had his swill-ish wine once, on the one and only time I was dragged to the Planet Hollywood in San Francisco and forced to have lunch. It was the house wine and it did NOT redeem the execrable food.
June 21st, 2005 at 10:08 pm
The Mimi shares with the Manolo an appreciation of someone not being afraid to be natural, and lumpy if that is what nature bestows. And as an Acadianne, she even has a natural propensity of attraction towards Frenchmen. But the Depardieu, at least in his photos, does not seem to possess the inner nature that makes a man attractive or even interesting to her.
June 21st, 2005 at 11:25 pm
I guess if he ever were to have ED, perhaps his nose could do double duty. I can’t help but look at him and think “penis nose.” It’s like it’s a bad skit from SNL.
June 26th, 2005 at 8:19 am
It’s…it’s…
Gerard Depard-eeeeew!