Porkpie

Manolo says, under the sweater is the T-shirt that says, “I slept with Bruce Willis to get this hat”.
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June 21, 2005 in
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Manolo says, under the sweater is the T-shirt that says, “I slept with Bruce Willis to get this hat”.
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The Spade, he reminds me of the Barney Fife.
Oh, David Spade. How I fondly remember the “Hollywood Minute.” How I fondly remember you saying, “Hi. I burn bridges.” I miss those days, Mr. Spade. I miss them, terribly. Especially since you went “Federline” on me.
ew ew EEEWWWW! I don’t want to know what’s under the sweater.
Perhaps he is still in recovery from being Tazered from his assistant. Let us be kind.
How can this Spade be in any way shape or form be related to the creator of lovely shoes and handbags?
oh navel
Only by marriage, dear. Only by marriage. And that sort of thing happens to the best of us.
He is related to Kate Spade?? Is this true?? That can’t be! Does anyone know this for sure?
He’s Kate Spade’s brother-in-law. Sad but true.
Doesn’t this guy have any funds for grooming? Where’d they find him, the homeless shelter? No wonder movie attendance is down. You wanna see a bum, you can go to the local park for free.
Someone needs to tell the naive boy that he’s not talented enough to be considered a brilliant and original eccentric.
Karen, you’re right–he reminds me of the Barney Fife, too. The difference is that the David Spade is inadvertently a silly character, whereas the Barney Fife was intentionally one.
Is that a pork-pie hat? I thought a pork-pie was flat and had a lower crown.
Is this like that thing where all of a sudden clam-diggers are capris?
The David Spade, he looked better with a mullet…
Isn’t that a Panama?
Either way, he needs the shave. And the bath.
Did you know that The Spade is related to THE Kate Spade? Just thought I’d share:)
Mimi, you are correct! The Spade will never match the talents of The Incredible Mr. Limpet.
omg – I thought that was Seth Green!
Oh Dahveed. How we have let ourselves go….