Porkpie

Manolo says, under the sweater is the T-shirt that says, “I slept with Bruce Willis to get this hat”.








18 Responses to “Porkpie”




  1. Karen Says:

    The Spade, he reminds me of the Barney Fife.




  2. Kate B. Says:

    Oh, David Spade. How I fondly remember the “Hollywood Minute.” How I fondly remember you saying, “Hi. I burn bridges.” I miss those days, Mr. Spade. I miss them, terribly. Especially since you went “Federline” on me.




  3. blackbird Says:

    ew ew EEEWWWW! I don’t want to know what’s under the sweater.




  4. Martha Says:

    Perhaps he is still in recovery from being Tazered from his assistant. Let us be kind.




  5. oh navel Says:

    How can this Spade be in any way shape or form be related to the creator of lovely shoes and handbags?




  6. dimestore lipstick Says:

    oh navel

    Only by marriage, dear. Only by marriage. And that sort of thing happens to the best of us.




  7. Kate Says:

    He is related to Kate Spade?? Is this true?? That can’t be! Does anyone know this for sure?




  8. Doodlebug Says:

    He’s Kate Spade’s brother-in-law. Sad but true.




  9. cris Says:

    Doesn’t this guy have any funds for grooming? Where’d they find him, the homeless shelter? No wonder movie attendance is down. You wanna see a bum, you can go to the local park for free.




  10. Cecelia Says:

    Someone needs to tell the naive boy that he’s not talented enough to be considered a brilliant and original eccentric.




  11. Mimi Says:

    Karen, you’re right–he reminds me of the Barney Fife, too. The difference is that the David Spade is inadvertently a silly character, whereas the Barney Fife was intentionally one.




  12. Peeps Says:

    Is that a pork-pie hat? I thought a pork-pie was flat and had a lower crown.

    Is this like that thing where all of a sudden clam-diggers are capris?




  13. Bis Nation Says:

    The David Spade, he looked better with a mullet…




  14. tommytimp Says:

    Isn’t that a Panama?
    Either way, he needs the shave. And the bath.




  15. NuggetMaven Says:

    Did you know that The Spade is related to THE Kate Spade? Just thought I’d share:)




  16. Karen Says:

    Mimi, you are correct! The Spade will never match the talents of The Incredible Mr. Limpet.




  17. Bob Says:

    omg - I thought that was Seth Green!




  18. kayelle Says:

    Oh Dahveed. How we have let ourselves go….




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