Porkpie

Manolo says, under the sweater is the T-shirt that says, “I slept with Bruce Willis to get this hat”.

18 Responses to “Porkpie”

  1. Karen June 21, 2005 at 1:28 am #

    The Spade, he reminds me of the Barney Fife.

  2. Kate B. June 21, 2005 at 2:34 am #

    Oh, David Spade. How I fondly remember the “Hollywood Minute.” How I fondly remember you saying, “Hi. I burn bridges.” I miss those days, Mr. Spade. I miss them, terribly. Especially since you went “Federline” on me.

  3. blackbird June 21, 2005 at 5:53 am #

    ew ew EEEWWWW! I don’t want to know what’s under the sweater.

  4. Martha June 21, 2005 at 6:41 am #

    Perhaps he is still in recovery from being Tazered from his assistant. Let us be kind.

  5. oh navel June 21, 2005 at 8:06 am #

    How can this Spade be in any way shape or form be related to the creator of lovely shoes and handbags?

  6. dimestore lipstick June 21, 2005 at 8:40 am #

    oh navel

    Only by marriage, dear. Only by marriage. And that sort of thing happens to the best of us.

  7. Kate June 21, 2005 at 8:40 am #

    He is related to Kate Spade?? Is this true?? That can’t be! Does anyone know this for sure?

  8. Doodlebug June 21, 2005 at 9:28 am #

    He’s Kate Spade’s brother-in-law. Sad but true.

  9. cris June 21, 2005 at 9:58 am #

    Doesn’t this guy have any funds for grooming? Where’d they find him, the homeless shelter? No wonder movie attendance is down. You wanna see a bum, you can go to the local park for free.

  10. Cecelia June 21, 2005 at 10:32 am #

    Someone needs to tell the naive boy that he’s not talented enough to be considered a brilliant and original eccentric.

  11. Mimi June 21, 2005 at 11:36 am #

    Karen, you’re right–he reminds me of the Barney Fife, too. The difference is that the David Spade is inadvertently a silly character, whereas the Barney Fife was intentionally one.

  12. Peeps June 21, 2005 at 3:02 pm #

    Is that a pork-pie hat? I thought a pork-pie was flat and had a lower crown.

    Is this like that thing where all of a sudden clam-diggers are capris?

  13. Bis Nation June 21, 2005 at 5:52 pm #

    The David Spade, he looked better with a mullet…

  14. tommytimp June 21, 2005 at 8:31 pm #

    Isn’t that a Panama?
    Either way, he needs the shave. And the bath.

  15. NuggetMaven June 21, 2005 at 11:22 pm #

    Did you know that The Spade is related to THE Kate Spade? Just thought I’d share:)

  16. Karen June 22, 2005 at 12:36 am #

    Mimi, you are correct! The Spade will never match the talents of The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

  17. Bob June 22, 2005 at 11:32 am #

    omg – I thought that was Seth Green!

  18. kayelle June 23, 2005 at 12:44 pm #

    Oh Dahveed. How we have let ourselves go….

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