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   karla June 22, 2005 at 6:31 am #

   What you can’t see, because her face is away from us:

   Her eyes bugging out in terror, her tongue turning black as he squeezes the ever loving life out of her, while smilingly saying “You WILL become a Scientologist”.

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   amanda June 22, 2005 at 7:44 am #

   It’s interesting that he’s looking directly at the paparazzi’s camera, isn’t it?

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   Mrs Patrick Campbell June 22, 2005 at 8:24 am #

   Mo-ho, Ho-mo, Mo-ho, Ho-mo….btw, is Katie a lesbyterian? What about that 5 year, $5 million contract?

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   Annalucia June 22, 2005 at 8:35 am #

   Go away, you funny little man.

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   deja pseu June 22, 2005 at 8:43 am #

   I’m sorry, I just don’t get Tom Cruise, or why some people go ga-ga over him. He’s not that great of an actor, and to me he’s always had the look of a smart-ass frat boy.

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   tommytimp June 22, 2005 at 10:13 am #

   Maybe he’s trying to see if her head will squirt water at him.

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   LF June 22, 2005 at 10:58 am #

   Her fragile neck is ready to snap under the pressure of all the CLEAR Scientology energy bursting from Tom’s super masculine fingers. tommytimp: “squirt water” — fabulous.

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   Elizabeth June 22, 2005 at 11:45 am #

   Maybe he’s an adept at manipulating pressure points – maybe those five points in the neck cause the body to release a chemical that causes one to become irresistibly attracted to cute little elf men.
   I still like Tom Cruise – regardless of his highly publicised personal life, he has and probably will continue to make entertaining films.

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   kayelle June 22, 2005 at 2:46 pm #

   Come to papa, my little beard….

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    desertwind June 23, 2005 at 2:53 am #

    Even he looks tired of the whole thing.

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