The Death Grip of Super Masculinity, Redux

Manolo says, the patented kung fu grip of manly love.








10 Responses to “The Death Grip of Super Masculinity, Redux”




  1. karla Says:

    What you can’t see, because her face is away from us:

    Her eyes bugging out in terror, her tongue turning black as he squeezes the ever loving life out of her, while smilingly saying “You WILL become a Scientologist”.




  2. amanda Says:

    It’s interesting that he’s looking directly at the paparazzi’s camera, isn’t it?




  3. Mrs Patrick Campbell Says:

    Mo-ho, Ho-mo, Mo-ho, Ho-mo….btw, is Katie a lesbyterian? What about that 5 year, $5 million contract?




  4. Annalucia Says:

    Go away, you funny little man.




  5. deja pseu Says:

    I’m sorry, I just don’t get Tom Cruise, or why some people go ga-ga over him. He’s not that great of an actor, and to me he’s always had the look of a smart-ass frat boy.




  6. tommytimp Says:

    Maybe he’s trying to see if her head will squirt water at him.




  7. LF Says:

    Her fragile neck is ready to snap under the pressure of all the CLEAR Scientology energy bursting from Tom’s super masculine fingers. tommytimp: “squirt water” — fabulous.




  8. Elizabeth Says:

    Maybe he’s an adept at manipulating pressure points - maybe those five points in the neck cause the body to release a chemical that causes one to become irresistibly attracted to cute little elf men.
    I still like Tom Cruise - regardless of his highly publicised personal life, he has and probably will continue to make entertaining films.




  9. kayelle Says:

    Come to papa, my little beard….




  10. desertwind Says:

    Even he looks tired of the whole thing.




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