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June 22nd, 2005 at 6:31 am
What you can’t see, because her face is away from us:
Her eyes bugging out in terror, her tongue turning black as he squeezes the ever loving life out of her, while smilingly saying “You WILL become a Scientologist”.
June 22nd, 2005 at 7:44 am
It’s interesting that he’s looking directly at the paparazzi’s camera, isn’t it?
June 22nd, 2005 at 8:24 am
Mo-ho, Ho-mo, Mo-ho, Ho-mo….btw, is Katie a lesbyterian? What about that 5 year, $5 million contract?
June 22nd, 2005 at 8:35 am
Go away, you funny little man.
June 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 am
I’m sorry, I just don’t get Tom Cruise, or why some people go ga-ga over him. He’s not that great of an actor, and to me he’s always had the look of a smart-ass frat boy.
June 22nd, 2005 at 10:13 am
Maybe he’s trying to see if her head will squirt water at him.
June 22nd, 2005 at 10:58 am
Her fragile neck is ready to snap under the pressure of all the CLEAR Scientology energy bursting from Tom’s super masculine fingers. tommytimp: “squirt water” — fabulous.
June 22nd, 2005 at 11:45 am
Maybe he’s an adept at manipulating pressure points - maybe those five points in the neck cause the body to release a chemical that causes one to become irresistibly attracted to cute little elf men.
I still like Tom Cruise - regardless of his highly publicised personal life, he has and probably will continue to make entertaining films.
June 22nd, 2005 at 2:46 pm
Come to papa, my little beard….
June 23rd, 2005 at 2:53 am
Even he looks tired of the whole thing.