Yet More of the Death Grip of Super Masculinity!

Manolo says, this it is getting ridiculous.

Look at these pictures that the Manolo he has shamelessly stolen from the super fantastic, brilliant blog of the Spirit Fingers.

Previously…

Manolo says, it is like he is trying to choke the Xenu right out of her.

23 Responses to “Yet More of the Death Grip of Super Masculinity!”

  1. desertwind June 23, 2005 at 2:58 am #

    He’s not a very nice man, is he?

  2. dezphaire June 23, 2005 at 3:15 am #

    i have grown to despise this Katie girl. and she had claimed, just months ago, to be happily planning with her wedding and honeymoon with the more suitable Chris Klein. pfft.

  3. C.S. Froning June 23, 2005 at 7:30 am #

    What is with Cruise’s hair? The comb-forward look does not make him appear young. If makes him look like he’s auditioning for the Dustin Hoffman role in the remake of Rainman.

  4. DebR June 23, 2005 at 8:10 am #

    Is it just me, or do those two look frighteningly alike in that top photo?? ACK!

  5. Ellen June 23, 2005 at 9:34 am #

    I cannot WAIT to hear what Chris Klein thinks of all this.

  6. Lori June 23, 2005 at 10:52 am #

    I’ve heard of leg men, and fanny men, but neck men?

  7. Grace June 23, 2005 at 12:20 pm #

    They are starting to look alike – have also noticed that in most photos, Tom upstages Katie – perhaps he thinks he will look taller that way…

  8. kayelle June 23, 2005 at 12:42 pm #

    Let me kiss you, my little beard. Do not be afraid. Its only my ambiguous and conflicting sexuality showing.

  9. lexa June 23, 2005 at 1:04 pm #

    This was funny for a while, but can it please stop now? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with Hustler magazine, chaps, and sexy Ray Bans on top?

  10. Haggis June 23, 2005 at 1:40 pm #

    Ms. Holmes has wanted to marry Mr. Cruise since at age eight she had a poster of him on her wall. Let us pause for a moment and consider life if our own childhood pin-up fantasies had been answered. . .
    Mrs. Davy,(of the Monkees), Jones

  11. Elizabeth June 23, 2005 at 2:35 pm #

    Ack! Pressure points!
    Maybe he’s aiming for the jugular – but people like that don’t often come out in the daytime – does Katie have a bottle of holy water on her? Clove of garlic? Wooden stake? They could come in handy.

  12. desertwind June 23, 2005 at 5:12 pm #

    What’s good for the goose, is good —

    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8133762/

  13. deja pseu June 23, 2005 at 6:25 pm #

    You wanna see a REAL death grip? Check this out!

    http://lunatic_angelic.shackspace.com/TomCruise.mov

    “Tom Cruise Kills Oprah”

  14. Elizabeth June 23, 2005 at 8:02 pm #

    Bravo, deja pseu!
    Tom Cruise must be strong in the Dark Side of the Force to do that and not become wrinkled and ugly (or more so, depending on one’s taste) like the Emperor Palpatine.

  15. The Beanmaiden June 23, 2005 at 8:03 pm #

    Is he looking for the on/off switch?

  16. pbird June 23, 2005 at 9:40 pm #

    How can anyone take a man who looks too much like Speed Racer seriously?

  17. beth June 23, 2005 at 9:43 pm #

    Excuse me Haggie, but *I* am Mrs. Davy Jones. Thankyouverymuch.

  18. MC Menses June 24, 2005 at 11:42 pm #

    Perhaps Cruise’s constant use of the nerve pinch on Katie Holmes explains why her face drooped like a stroke victim in Batman Begins.

  19. anonymouse July 8, 2005 at 3:48 am #

    Once the Scientology bridgade removes any of the remaining negative Thetans from the soon-to-be Mrs. Tom -Super Masculinity- Cruise, the bride will be the blushing and the obliging wife to the Cruise husband. The Cruise couple will adopt the foreign baby or two to add to the Tom’s already adopted baby or two he aquired with the former Mrs. Cruise-the Nicole Kidman.

  20. Kimber July 11, 2005 at 3:32 pm #

    Is it JUST me, or do they look like they are doing some *Really* bad acting?
    And, umm, wasn’t he was named the greatest actor of all times? WHO decided that?? And after reading her responses in her last interview.. I dont think someone with that little personality, (and not good looking at all) will be famous no matter what Tom-boy promises.. but at least she’ll have 5-8 mil more than she did b4.

  21. Dennis October 5, 2005 at 10:44 pm #

    Tom is administering the Super Secret Scientology Skull Shake (SSSSS). This is regularly carried out as a part of their detoxification ceremony to ensure that the niacin-based chemicals are evenly distributed throughout the cranial cavity. The Cruiser has been issued exclusive authority to render this service to as many Hollywood females as possible.

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