Comments on: Yet More of the Death Grip of Super Masculinity!

By: Literal Barrage

Literal Barrage — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 15:32:10 +0000

The Death Grip Of Super Masculinity!

The Manolo says it is like Tom is trying to choke the Xenu right out of poor Katie.
Heh.
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By: Dennis

Dennis — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:44:15 +0000

Tom is administering the Super Secret Scientology Skull Shake (SSSSS). This is regularly carried out as a part of their detoxification ceremony to ensure that the niacin-based chemicals are evenly distributed throughout the cranial cavity. The Cruiser has been issued exclusive authority to render this service to as many Hollywood females as possible.

By: Kimber

Kimber — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 20:32:01 +0000

Is it JUST me, or do they look like they are doing some *Really* bad acting?
And, umm, wasn’t he was named the greatest actor of all times? WHO decided that?? And after reading her responses in her last interview.. I dont think someone with that little personality, (and not good looking at all) will be famous no matter what Tom-boy promises.. but at least she’ll have 5-8 mil more than she did b4.

By: anonymouse

anonymouse — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 08:48:25 +0000

Once the Scientology bridgade removes any of the remaining negative Thetans from the soon-to-be Mrs. Tom -Super Masculinity- Cruise, the bride will be the blushing and the obliging wife to the Cruise husband. The Cruise couple will adopt the foreign baby or two to add to the Tom’s already adopted baby or two he aquired with the former Mrs. Cruise-the Nicole Kidman.

By: MC Menses

MC Menses — Sat, 25 Jun 2005 04:42:13 +0000

Perhaps Cruise’s constant use of the nerve pinch on Katie Holmes explains why her face drooped like a stroke victim in Batman Begins.

By: beth

beth — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 02:43:19 +0000

Excuse me Haggie, but *I* am Mrs. Davy Jones. Thankyouverymuch.

By: pbird

pbird — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 02:40:18 +0000

How can anyone take a man who looks too much like Speed Racer seriously?

By: The Beanmaiden

The Beanmaiden — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:03:54 +0000

Is he looking for the on/off switch?

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:02:59 +0000

Bravo, deja pseu!
Tom Cruise must be strong in the Dark Side of the Force to do that and not become wrinkled and ugly (or more so, depending on one’s taste) like the Emperor Palpatine.

By: deja pseu

deja pseu — Thu, 23 Jun 2005 23:25:42 +0000

You wanna see a REAL death grip? Check this out!

http://lunatic_angelic.shackspace.com/TomCruise.mov

“Tom Cruise Kills Oprah”