Comments on: Death Grip of Super Masculinity Update

By: Gigi

Gigi — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 23:24:06 +0000

Please make it stop!

By: anonymouse

anonymouse — Fri, 08 Jul 2005 08:38:50 +0000

The super masculinity behavior of the Tom Cruise cannot hide the super homosexuality he exudes nor the super lousy movie remake of the War of the Worlds.

By: Canadian Headhunter

Canadian Headhunter — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 16:54:01 +0000

Tom Cruise believes that mental illness never has a biological basis. But every religious person believes something that can’t be proved and often odder than that. I guess it’s the passionate assertion of his ideas that irritates people lately. I like that grey suit. As for neck twist on Steven S, perhaps Tom is also studying chiropractic.

By: lisa

lisa — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 15:05:15 +0000

This week, my favorite e-column, Popbitch, reports:

Katie Holmes is an anagram of “Tom Likes A He”.

By: Sandy

Sandy — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 07:45:01 +0000

The Manolo is a laughing as only The Nicole exwife could be at this misadventure

By: Andrea

Andrea — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 07:27:11 +0000

Poor Katie Holmes. If her family and friends care about her, they would do well to stage an intervention and hire a good deprogrammer, before it becomes impossible to extricate her from that cult.

By: JoeB

JoeB — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 15:41:17 +0000

The Tom says: “Steven, I knew it was you all along!”

By: NuggetMaven

NuggetMaven — Sun, 26 Jun 2005 22:36:37 +0000

I liked Tiny Tom much better way back when he used to *NOT* speak to the press and be elusive about his personal matters.

By: Tia Nieve

Tia Nieve — Sun, 26 Jun 2005 19:38:45 +0000

The Tia Nieve says, now that the Manolo has banned the pictures of the Cruise, is it safe for the Tia to come out?

The Tia was frightened by the fans of the Kelly Clarkson.

By: alex

alex — Sat, 25 Jun 2005 00:39:30 +0000

Katie Holmes used to eat breakfast at a diner in my town (a Dawson’s Creek filming location) and the waitstaff there always said she was really nice and liked waffles and I just want to use this opportunity to say RUN AWAY FROM THE SCARY CULT MAN, Katie! Flee!

I’m sorry, since this is going to be the last post, I just had to get that off my chest.