The Fanatics!

Manolo says, ayyyyyy! The Kelly Clarkson fanatics they are tearing into the Manolo in his comments section.

23 Responses to “The Fanatics!”

  1. Magdalena June 23, 2005 at 12:58 pm #

    Manolo, I was unaware you were jealous of Kelly Clarkson!

    Ooops. I meant to say, “UR just jelus of Kelly becuz she’s perrfct.”

  2. lexa June 23, 2005 at 1:03 pm #

    Settle down, people. I know you’re feeling squirrely, but I promise school will start up again real soon.

  3. Dr. Brazen Hussy June 23, 2005 at 2:32 pm #

    Wow. I didn’t know there were such things as Kelly Clarkson fans.

  4. therese June 23, 2005 at 2:46 pm #

    who’s Kelly Clarkson?

  5. Jeff the Baptist June 23, 2005 at 4:04 pm #

    Wait until the Scientologists and their lawyers start coming after you for taking Xenu’s name in vain.

  6. Wickwire June 23, 2005 at 5:52 pm #

    I’m with 1/4 of the crowd, who is Kelly Clarkson?

  7. Tania June 23, 2005 at 6:13 pm #

    Ah, the post is even funnier now with the new rash of pro-Kelly comments!

  8. bobh June 23, 2005 at 7:27 pm #

    What the Manolo is listening to:

    Out of the darkness and into the sun
    But I won’t forget all the ones that I love
    I’ll take a risk
    Take a chance
    Make a change
    And breakaway

  9. gidget bananas June 23, 2005 at 9:16 pm #

    The Magdalena posted the Gidget’s first thought. The Gidget has come to believe, however, that there is just One Big Name Fan for all the celebrities for the posts defending their objects of adoration are always the same.

  10. deja pseu June 23, 2005 at 9:36 pm #

    Gidget, on another webite I used to frequent, we referred to those multiple personalities as “sock puppets.”

  11. enygma June 23, 2005 at 10:37 pm #

    Hahaha…did the fan club hold a meeting and exhort all of their members to spam the comments section? The image is just too funny.

  12. Manolo the Shoeblogger June 23, 2005 at 11:00 pm #

    This one, it made the Manolo laugh…

    “I am a proud Kelly Clarkson fan which is the only reason why im replying to this EXSTREMLY STUPID AND POINTLESS blog.”

  13. Crabbygal June 24, 2005 at 6:10 am #

    The Kelly fanspam was mildly entertaining, if only for the debut of this new and exciting word: “reserpsents.”

  14. ScrawnyMcChickenlegs June 24, 2005 at 8:30 am #

    Hahaha. Kelly fans, your “idol” is a fat piece of crap. deal with it.

  15. Ellen June 24, 2005 at 9:05 am #

    Simmah down, now!

  16. lexa June 24, 2005 at 12:48 pm #

    Not just a Kelly Clarkson. a PROUD Kelly Clarkson fan. Gosh, is there any other kind?

  17. Just Me June 24, 2005 at 1:02 pm #

    Hey Scrawny – I the only thing I like less than Kelly Clarkson’s music is a fat hater so watch your mouth or I’ll crush you with my curvacious, but not insubstantial, ass.

  18. MC Menses June 24, 2005 at 11:55 pm #

    Please keep your limbs inside the boat at all times. Please refrain from flash photography. And please, don’t provoke the hippo.

  19. Moledog June 25, 2005 at 4:27 pm #

    Ha ha y’all got busted for being bitches. It’s OK. Everyone will live on to chastise and mock another day!

  20. ScrawnyMcChickenlegs June 27, 2005 at 7:03 am #

    Mc Menses, does your flow be fresh?

  21. iamthenathan June 29, 2005 at 2:45 pm #

    The Nathan, he loves the Manolo and the regular commenters for being fans of classicism and modesty, unlike so many people.

  22. anonymouse July 8, 2005 at 3:34 am #

    The Kelly Clarkson does have the lovely hazel eyes and the voluptuous bottom for a white girl. And the super-fantastic girl singer has not succumbed to the breast implant syndrome of the stars.

  23. jonny September 22, 2006 at 10:56 am #

    jonny

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