The Magdalena posted the Gidget’s first thought. The Gidget has come to believe, however, that there is just One Big Name Fan for all the celebrities for the posts defending their objects of adoration are always the same.
Hey Scrawny - I the only thing I like less than Kelly Clarkson’s music is a fat hater so watch your mouth or I’ll crush you with my curvacious, but not insubstantial, ass.
The Kelly Clarkson does have the lovely hazel eyes and the voluptuous bottom for a white girl. And the super-fantastic girl singer has not succumbed to the breast implant syndrome of the stars.
June 23rd, 2005 at 12:58 pm
Manolo, I was unaware you were jealous of Kelly Clarkson!
Ooops. I meant to say, “UR just jelus of Kelly becuz she’s perrfct.”
June 23rd, 2005 at 1:03 pm
Settle down, people. I know you’re feeling squirrely, but I promise school will start up again real soon.
June 23rd, 2005 at 2:32 pm
Wow. I didn’t know there were such things as Kelly Clarkson fans.
June 23rd, 2005 at 2:46 pm
who’s Kelly Clarkson?
June 23rd, 2005 at 4:04 pm
Wait until the Scientologists and their lawyers start coming after you for taking Xenu’s name in vain.
June 23rd, 2005 at 5:52 pm
I’m with 1/4 of the crowd, who is Kelly Clarkson?
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:13 pm
Ah, the post is even funnier now with the new rash of pro-Kelly comments!
June 23rd, 2005 at 7:27 pm
What the Manolo is listening to:
Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won’t forget all the ones that I love
I’ll take a risk
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway
June 23rd, 2005 at 9:16 pm
The Magdalena posted the Gidget’s first thought. The Gidget has come to believe, however, that there is just One Big Name Fan for all the celebrities for the posts defending their objects of adoration are always the same.
June 23rd, 2005 at 9:36 pm
Gidget, on another webite I used to frequent, we referred to those multiple personalities as “sock puppets.”
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:37 pm
Hahaha…did the fan club hold a meeting and exhort all of their members to spam the comments section? The image is just too funny.
June 23rd, 2005 at 11:00 pm
This one, it made the Manolo laugh…
“I am a proud Kelly Clarkson fan which is the only reason why im replying to this EXSTREMLY STUPID AND POINTLESS blog.”
June 24th, 2005 at 6:10 am
The Kelly fanspam was mildly entertaining, if only for the debut of this new and exciting word: “reserpsents.”
June 24th, 2005 at 8:30 am
Hahaha. Kelly fans, your “idol” is a fat piece of crap. deal with it.
June 24th, 2005 at 9:05 am
Simmah down, now!
June 24th, 2005 at 12:48 pm
Not just a Kelly Clarkson. a PROUD Kelly Clarkson fan. Gosh, is there any other kind?
June 24th, 2005 at 1:02 pm
Hey Scrawny - I the only thing I like less than Kelly Clarkson’s music is a fat hater so watch your mouth or I’ll crush you with my curvacious, but not insubstantial, ass.
June 24th, 2005 at 11:55 pm
Please keep your limbs inside the boat at all times. Please refrain from flash photography. And please, don’t provoke the hippo.
June 25th, 2005 at 4:27 pm
Ha ha y’all got busted for being bitches. It’s OK. Everyone will live on to chastise and mock another day!
June 27th, 2005 at 7:03 am
Mc Menses, does your flow be fresh?
June 29th, 2005 at 2:45 pm
The Nathan, he loves the Manolo and the regular commenters for being fans of classicism and modesty, unlike so many people.
July 8th, 2005 at 3:34 am
The Kelly Clarkson does have the lovely hazel eyes and the voluptuous bottom for a white girl. And the super-fantastic girl singer has not succumbed to the breast implant syndrome of the stars.
September 22nd, 2006 at 10:56 am
jonny