Manolo shouts, I am Elton! Hear me Roar!
We are not amused. We feel the Elton may have crossed the line from eccentricity into delusions of deification.
The Elton, he thinks he is the rocketman, but he has only fallen off the rocker.
The Elton reacts when he hears the Michael Jackson verdict….
or:
There’s a MONSTER in my pants!..
That Elton is such a diva!!
Down in the Texas, the old timers that do the sitting in front of the feed store and chew the tobacco and whittle the wood have a saying about the Elton.
“I reckon he’s just a big ol’ queen!”
The Elton takes the best of the photos ever taken.
I still love Elton.
Elton had better return that blazer to my mother’s closet before she notices that it’s missing.
Comments
deja pseu 20 years ago
We are not amused. We feel the Elton may have crossed the line from eccentricity into delusions of deification.
Lorien 20 years ago
The Elton, he thinks he is the rocketman, but he has only fallen off the rocker.
JoeB 20 years ago
The Elton reacts when he hears the Michael Jackson verdict….
or:
There’s a MONSTER in my pants!..
AmyS 20 years ago
That Elton is such a diva!!
El Capitan 20 years ago
Down in the Texas, the old timers that do the sitting in front of the feed store and chew the tobacco and whittle the wood have a saying about the Elton.
“I reckon he’s just a big ol’ queen!”
butasong 20 years ago
The Elton takes the best of the photos ever taken.
Southern Belle 20 years ago
I still love Elton.
CrankyBiscuit 20 years ago
Elton had better return that blazer to my mother’s closet before she notices that it’s missing.