Down in the Texas, the old timers that do the sitting in front of the feed store and chew the tobacco and whittle the wood have a saying about the Elton.
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We are not amused. We feel the Elton may have crossed the line from eccentricity into delusions of deification.
The Elton, he thinks he is the rocketman, but he has only fallen off the rocker.
The Elton reacts when he hears the Michael Jackson verdict….
or:
There’s a MONSTER in my pants!..
That Elton is such a diva!!
Down in the Texas, the old timers that do the sitting in front of the feed store and chew the tobacco and whittle the wood have a saying about the Elton.
“I reckon he’s just a big ol’ queen!”
The Elton takes the best of the photos ever taken.
I still love Elton.
Elton had better return that blazer to my mother’s closet before she notices that it’s missing.