Charlotte Church and the False Advertising

Manolo says, she seems ripe for conversion to the Scientology.

20 Responses to “Charlotte Church and the False Advertising”

  1. The Scarlett July 8, 2005 at 12:04 pm #

    If they can make Chuch a Scientologist perhaps they figure that we would all buy that Scientology is a church.

  2. Wickwire July 8, 2005 at 12:13 pm #

    Haha, you make me laugh, literally out loud.

  3. Sela July 8, 2005 at 12:18 pm #

    Dearest Manolo, it has been a rough day for the Sela and she greatly appreciates today’s chuckle. I had been wondering where she kept them. So kind of her to put up a signpost.

  4. Bibliovixen July 8, 2005 at 1:27 pm #

    The only manner in which this joke can be improved is if the shirt read “I wish these were brains”

  5. Karen July 8, 2005 at 1:40 pm #

    I don’t get it.

  6. AJ July 8, 2005 at 2:12 pm #

    brilliant! you are wicked!

  7. Liz II July 8, 2005 at 3:52 pm #

    Actually, if you’d seen Charlotte Church presenting Have I Got News For You you’d realise she’s actually quite smart and witty. I think she’s doing the drunken tart thing to appeal to the lowest common denominator, who only thought of her as “the voice of an angel”.

  8. Esther July 8, 2005 at 4:42 pm #

    Thank you, oh Manolo, for the much-needed laugh of today.

  9. Phoebe Mittens July 8, 2005 at 4:49 pm #

    Now then, our Charlie is a top girl. What would you be doing if you were rich, 19, and possessed of admirable self-assurance? I’d rather Ms Church grinning all over her lovely face & possessed of some genuine talent than some poor screwed-up Olsen.

  10. JayKay July 8, 2005 at 6:22 pm #

    *stands up and claps*
    Bravo! This is too funny. Thanks for the laugh today… I NEEDED it!
    YAY MANOLO!

  11. Giabella July 8, 2005 at 6:49 pm #

    Hahaha! The Giabella is laughing, but she also must say she admires the Charlotte for her little tongue in cheek joke.

  12. Sandy T. July 8, 2005 at 7:20 pm #

    Heh. This is funny, but actually the shirt is an advert for a brand of Welsh beer. It’s still ridiculous, though.

  13. bbking July 8, 2005 at 9:07 pm #

    Brains, shoes, whatever. You are the best, the Manolo. You provide the shoe-fix and the sarcasm-fix, all in one! You are the elixer.

  14. triticale July 9, 2005 at 12:19 am #

    She’s just about the only successful teenage female singer in any genre other than country music to have any actual talent.

  15. Robert July 9, 2005 at 1:43 am #

    Charlotte Church is an overrated hack.

  16. mango July 9, 2005 at 11:41 pm #

    apparently some people need pictures drawn for them to understand simple things, such as: 1) the manolo was only making a wee joke at the expense of Charlotte, 2) he was not slandering the British while ignoring our own freak parade, and 3) anyone will sound like an overrated hack when one has one’s head up one’s posterior. And 4) Everyone, chill out!

  17. Zarba July 11, 2005 at 10:34 am #

    She is obvoiusly far too old for The Short One, who is now looking for a zygote to recruit as his next victim.

  18. akagai July 11, 2005 at 10:53 am #

    to Liz II – Charlotte Church presenting on Have I got News for You proved she has wit? Give over! All it proved is that she can READ (the witty comments are scripted and via autocue).. and even for THAT she had to lean forward to concentrate.

    I dont recall much by way of adlib wit from this wannabe fallen angel

  19. Jezzy July 12, 2005 at 8:02 am #

    The Jezzy she loved the comment by the Scarlett – well done!

  20. gs July 13, 2005 at 6:25 pm #

    She is ready for the remake of The Exorcist.