Charlotte Church and the False Advertising

By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, she seems ripe for conversion to the Scientology.


20 Responses to “Charlotte Church and the False Advertising”

  1. The Scarlett Says:

    If they can make Chuch a Scientologist perhaps they figure that we would all buy that Scientology is a church.

  2. Wickwire Says:

    Haha, you make me laugh, literally out loud.

  3. Sela Says:

    Dearest Manolo, it has been a rough day for the Sela and she greatly appreciates today’s chuckle. I had been wondering where she kept them. So kind of her to put up a signpost.

  4. Bibliovixen Says:

    The only manner in which this joke can be improved is if the shirt read “I wish these were brains”

  5. Karen Says:

    I don’t get it.

  6. AJ Says:

    brilliant! you are wicked!

  7. Liz II Says:

    Actually, if you’d seen Charlotte Church presenting Have I Got News For You you’d realise she’s actually quite smart and witty. I think she’s doing the drunken tart thing to appeal to the lowest common denominator, who only thought of her as “the voice of an angel”.

  8. Esther Says:

    Thank you, oh Manolo, for the much-needed laugh of today.

  9. Phoebe Mittens Says:

    Now then, our Charlie is a top girl. What would you be doing if you were rich, 19, and possessed of admirable self-assurance? I’d rather Ms Church grinning all over her lovely face & possessed of some genuine talent than some poor screwed-up Olsen.

  10. JayKay Says:

    *stands up and claps*
    Bravo! This is too funny. Thanks for the laugh today… I NEEDED it!

  11. Giabella Says:

    Hahaha! The Giabella is laughing, but she also must say she admires the Charlotte for her little tongue in cheek joke.

  12. Sandy T. Says:

    Heh. This is funny, but actually the shirt is an advert for a brand of Welsh beer. It’s still ridiculous, though.

  13. bbking Says:

    Brains, shoes, whatever. You are the best, the Manolo. You provide the shoe-fix and the sarcasm-fix, all in one! You are the elixer.

  14. triticale Says:

    She’s just about the only successful teenage female singer in any genre other than country music to have any actual talent.

  15. Robert Says:

    Charlotte Church is an overrated hack.

  16. mango Says:

    apparently some people need pictures drawn for them to understand simple things, such as: 1) the manolo was only making a wee joke at the expense of Charlotte, 2) he was not slandering the British while ignoring our own freak parade, and 3) anyone will sound like an overrated hack when one has one’s head up one’s posterior. And 4) Everyone, chill out!

  17. Zarba Says:

    She is obvoiusly far too old for The Short One, who is now looking for a zygote to recruit as his next victim.

  18. akagai Says:

    to Liz II – Charlotte Church presenting on Have I got News for You proved she has wit? Give over! All it proved is that she can READ (the witty comments are scripted and via autocue).. and even for THAT she had to lean forward to concentrate.

    I dont recall much by way of adlib wit from this wannabe fallen angel

  19. Jezzy Says:

    The Jezzy she loved the comment by the Scarlett – well done!

  20. gs Says:

    She is ready for the remake of The Exorcist.

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