The Buttons of the Lagerfeld
Manolo says, many of the Manolo’s internet friends they have emailed him the link to the gossip column of the New York Daily News, the column which contains the following item about the Evil One.
Another secret of designer Karl Lagerfeld’s new skinny look is that all his shirts button up the back. “It’s the only way he can get the front sheer the way he likes it,” says a fashion snitch. “But it means he has to have his assistant do him up every day.”
This, of the course, it is not the news to the Manolo…
July 12th, 2005 at 1:24 pm
Do you suppose his assistants sew him in, to avoid losing any of the stuffing material? Hmm.
July 12th, 2005 at 1:31 pm
So not only does the Lagerfeld minion have to program all six of the Lagerfeld iPods (I have a hard time filling my 20G ‘Pod!). I wonder what else he has to do for the Lagerfeld. *shudder*
July 12th, 2005 at 2:39 pm
Inflate his head?
Seriously, the Elvira looks at the Lagerfeld and her mind, it boggles at how disproportionately large his head is to the rest of his body. This is not normal.
July 12th, 2005 at 2:49 pm
It’s too bad he can’t put his skull and his ego on a diet.
July 13th, 2005 at 12:42 pm
one does wonder, does the manolo have the personal experience with the karl lagerfeld that helps fuel the burning hatred for him?