Drapery

Manolo says, Ayyyyy! Help! I’m caught in the curtains, again!

15 Responses to “Drapery”

  1. Bis Nation July 22, 2005 at 11:00 am #

    How very Gone with the Wind/ Carol Burnett.

  2. Lisa July 22, 2005 at 11:00 am #

    She looks like a Home Ec assignment gone horribly, horribly awry.

  3. deja pseu July 22, 2005 at 11:04 am #

    Ayyyy, indeed. It appears to be a parody 80′s-style dress as well. (Watched “Bonfire of the Vanities” last night and enjoyed the very over-the-top 80′s fashions.)

  4. The Baron, disgusted, July 22, 2005 at 11:05 am #

    Are those the all black high-top Chuck Taylor All-Stars she’s wearing with that outfit?! Heavens save us.

  5. Wickwire July 22, 2005 at 11:22 am #

    Word to Acquavivarreonpocho, design is NOT for you.

  6. Elvira July 22, 2005 at 12:12 pm #

    The Elvira, she suggests the good peoples visiting this site to click on the picture so that they may see other horrors from this non-designer. How did the Manolo decide which of the photographs to share? And the poor model, she looks like she would rather be refolding the sweaters at Gap. She has perfected the expression of “Why me?”

  7. Catrandom July 22, 2005 at 12:51 pm #

    Wow. She looks like she’s about 18 and like she’d rather be anywhere else in the world. I bet when she thought of becoming a model, the possibility of actually having to walk around in front of people in sneakers and a bedspread never crossed her mind.

  8. Zippy July 22, 2005 at 2:03 pm #

    Is she wearing Cousin Minnie Pearls’ curtains? Oh, no, you’re quite right; drapery does cover it. Badly; but it does cover it…

  9. Anne July 22, 2005 at 3:03 pm #

    Do you think housekeeping at the Motel 6 has noticed yet?

  10. the Whine Mistress July 22, 2005 at 3:55 pm #

    The Whine Mistress suggests that pehaps the Acquavivarreonpocho has imbibed just a tiny bit too much in the saki.

  11. deb July 23, 2005 at 7:34 am #

    Looks like a dust mop to me!

  12. Nancy Reyes July 23, 2005 at 9:01 pm #

    I presume Scarlett O’Hara was the dress designer…

  13. AskMom July 24, 2005 at 4:49 am #

    AskMom wonders why a child such as this was not taught respect for her own dignity. Young women may transcend their youthful foibles and even outgrow the memories of their lesser-clad appearances in the websites of the ill-repute, but this travesty could haunt the unfortunate mannekin forever.

  14. NuggetMaven July 24, 2005 at 4:27 pm #

    That pic reminds me of an episode from the Carol Burnett show when she was spoofing Gone with the Wind. Sure, we can’t find a cure for cancer, HIV or Ebola, but damn can we humans drape fabric:)

  15. Cosmic Jester July 24, 2005 at 7:57 pm #

    At first, the picture came up as a red-x broken link. I got it to work, and promptly wished it hadn’t.

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