Manolo the Psychic
Manolo says, Ayyyyyy! The life it imitates the Manolo.
Two weeks ago the Manolo he joked that the Charlotte Church she seemed “ripe for the conversion to the Scientology.”
And now, the joke of the Manolo it is the real rumor! Charlotte Church - of Scientology.
July 26th, 2005 at 10:30 am
The Monolo is indeed the psychic!
However, is that article totally correct? I saw an interview with Nichole Kidman following the famous divorce and one of the questions was whether or not TOM’s faith had bearing on it… I didn’t think she had joined as well. Does anyone else know?
July 26th, 2005 at 12:30 pm
I feel the evil hand of the Cruise at work…he is a demon and must be stopped!
July 26th, 2005 at 12:37 pm
hmmm. scientology…what a loser waste of time.
July 26th, 2005 at 3:50 pm
Velly Intellesting psychic Manolo, now what can you tell us about Kyle Chandler or Antonio Banderas? ;)
July 26th, 2005 at 10:30 pm
The Churchy Charlotte — does she have enough money for Scientology to be interested in her?
July 26th, 2005 at 10:44 pm
Well, she was a millionairess by the time she was about thirteen, so probably, yeah. And if Cruise is anything to go by, she’ll end up even richer. Of course, it means everyone will hate her and she’ll be completely fucking insane, but hey, who cares, she’ll learn that we’re all descended from the souls of dead aliens. Or something.
July 27th, 2005 at 6:28 am
The rumor is that Scientology encouraged Tom Cruise to divorce Nicole Kidman and even arranged the divorce, because she became ‘un-brainwashed’ and took exception to Cruise’s bizarro behavior. And part of the divorce agreement (brokered by the ‘church’) is that she’s not allowed to talk about it.
July 27th, 2005 at 10:11 am
The Mary thanks the JJ for the clarification
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:01 am
I knew it, after seeing Cruise in Collateral, now this, ….pure evil!