Jessica’s Pa

Manolo says, this tableau, it makes the Manolo appreciate the Britney Spears more. Compared to this the Britney and Kevin, they are deliciously natural and refreshing, like the mason jar of corn liquor on the hot afternoon.

13 Responses to “Jessica’s Pa”

  1. Anonymous July 29, 2005 at 4:38 pm #

    I’ve only caught a few episodes of Jessica and Nick’s show, but there’s something “off” about her father. Him talking about how she stayed a virgin, but can have sex like a rabbit in heat now that she’s married…I don’t think I’d want to hear my father use my name and the word “sex”in the same sentence. And my dad isn’t even a pastor. Speaking on cable television. It’s just creepy.

  2. leddi July 29, 2005 at 5:13 pm #

    i agree, dad is quite strange. i’ve also heard him say things about her “double D’s.” if my father said that, i would be horrified!

  3. Tia Nieve July 29, 2005 at 6:18 pm #

    The Tia is sadded and scandalized at the Jessica Simpson displaying her boobs in such a manner to the papa of the Jessica.

    And it shocks the Tia Nieve to think that any spectacle, by contrast, can make the Mr. and Mrs. Federline appear attractive.

  4. Marcy July 29, 2005 at 6:48 pm #

    Joe Simpson is 800 kinds of wrong. The reference to her “double D’s,” the virginity pledge he had her take (telling her that he was the man in her life and if she needed to be told she’s beautiful, he’d do it…), the fact that he is her manager and doesn’t realize she really does look like a crack whore in that video of “These Boots Are Made for Walking.” There is something…unhealthy, about his fixation on Jessica.

    (Then, there is Ashlee, about whom he could clearly give a crap.)

  5. Miss Nell July 29, 2005 at 9:19 pm #

    The Miss Nell must agree with the other readers of the blog, that the more she knows of the Joe Simpson, the more she suspects that he needs the intensive therapy. O the horror!

  6. Adalmin July 30, 2005 at 7:39 am #

    I think Jessica Simpson should stop being so cheap. She is cheap. She is so unbelieveably cheap, I’m surprised they don’t sell her in flea markets.

    First, a reality show about her not-so-interesting married life. Wow. Like WE need to know.

    Next, a music video which is the epitome of cheap. Why not slather sun oil on yourself on national TV, Jessica?

    She’s a defilement on the blog of the esteemed Manolo.

  7. EdWonk July 30, 2005 at 3:18 pm #

    The EdWonk he says that the papa of the Jessica he is in need of the psychoanalysis of his obsession.

  8. sheila July 30, 2005 at 11:47 pm #

    The Sheila would like to take this opportunity to thank the gods for giving her the father of un-creepiness. I can’t imagine the horror of having my father talk about my virginity or sex life at all, not to mention on national TV. yikes.

  9. Kevin July 31, 2005 at 1:11 am #

    He has the same crazy look as Gary Busey.

  10. elayne July 31, 2005 at 12:16 pm #

    What disturbs me more and more as I look at this: Where is his right hand? His left hand is tucked behind his back. The stance they’re in, the way she’s leaned into him, you except that they have their arms around each other’s waist(s?), but there’s no hand there. You look for it to be on her shoulder, but nope. There is a faint suggestion of fingers going in his direction, at her waistline, but it doesn’t look right, somehow. The only conclusion I am left with is that his hand is resting on her ass. Could that be what the guy in the car behind them is looking at?

  11. Crabbygal July 31, 2005 at 4:25 pm #

    I would guess that his left hand (his left, not mine) is either also tucked behind his back, or en route to some resting place on the left side of her body.

    Or, it’s on her ass.

  12. staghounds August 4, 2005 at 8:24 pm #

    Can no one tuck in a shirt?

  13. Mia August 31, 2005 at 6:59 am #

    i dont care the father of jess, he can do wathever he wants with her live, but oh my god
    jess
    jesss you are so beautiful babe