Comments on: Jessica’s Pa

By: Mia

Mia — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:59:27 +0000

i dont care the father of jess, he can do wathever he wants with her live, but oh my god
jess
jesss you are so beautiful babe

By: staghounds

staghounds — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 01:24:41 +0000

Can no one tuck in a shirt?

By: Crabbygal

Crabbygal — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 21:25:25 +0000

I would guess that his left hand (his left, not mine) is either also tucked behind his back, or en route to some resting place on the left side of her body.

Or, it’s on her ass.

By: elayne

elayne — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 17:16:29 +0000

What disturbs me more and more as I look at this: Where is his right hand? His left hand is tucked behind his back. The stance they’re in, the way she’s leaned into him, you except that they have their arms around each other’s waist(s?), but there’s no hand there. You look for it to be on her shoulder, but nope. There is a faint suggestion of fingers going in his direction, at her waistline, but it doesn’t look right, somehow. The only conclusion I am left with is that his hand is resting on her ass. Could that be what the guy in the car behind them is looking at?

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 06:11:21 +0000

He has the same crazy look as Gary Busey.

By: sheila

sheila — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 04:47:22 +0000

The Sheila would like to take this opportunity to thank the gods for giving her the father of un-creepiness. I can’t imagine the horror of having my father talk about my virginity or sex life at all, not to mention on national TV. yikes.

By: EdWonk

EdWonk — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 20:18:52 +0000

The EdWonk he says that the papa of the Jessica he is in need of the psychoanalysis of his obsession.

By: Adalmin

Adalmin — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 12:39:59 +0000

I think Jessica Simpson should stop being so cheap. She is cheap. She is so unbelieveably cheap, I’m surprised they don’t sell her in flea markets.

First, a reality show about her not-so-interesting married life. Wow. Like WE need to know.

Next, a music video which is the epitome of cheap. Why not slather sun oil on yourself on national TV, Jessica?

She’s a defilement on the blog of the esteemed Manolo.

By: Miss Nell

Miss Nell — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 02:19:42 +0000

The Miss Nell must agree with the other readers of the blog, that the more she knows of the Joe Simpson, the more she suspects that he needs the intensive therapy. O the horror!

By: Marcy

Marcy — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 23:48:14 +0000

Joe Simpson is 800 kinds of wrong. The reference to her “double D’s,” the virginity pledge he had her take (telling her that he was the man in her life and if she needed to be told she’s beautiful, he’d do it…), the fact that he is her manager and doesn’t realize she really does look like a crack whore in that video of “These Boots Are Made for Walking.” There is something…unhealthy, about his fixation on Jessica.

(Then, there is Ashlee, about whom he could clearly give a crap.)