One Depp, Two Depp

Manolo says, My hat is old.
My teeth are gold.

18 Responses to “One Depp, Two Depp”

  1. Joan August 2, 2005 at 7:20 am #

    Hee!

    But I sincerely hope, in the case of each of the Manolo and Johnny Depp, that your stories are not all told.

    (But where’s the bird?)

  2. deja pseu August 2, 2005 at 7:50 am #

    Heh. Let’s hope he hasn’t been running for fun in the hot, hot sun in that hat.

  3. Mme.laVie August 2, 2005 at 8:06 am #

    Mme.laVie, she does not understand the sex appeal of the Johnny from the Depp. The trademark scruffy hair of the face, the quirkiness, the slightly sullen demeanor… all of these things do not quicken the pulse or sparkle the eyes of the Mme.laVie. ~And now, a goofy hat with the dark glasses of the heavy rim! Ayyyy! Where is the fake nose and plastic moustache to complete the look? But the Depp, he is good for the entertainment, no?

  4. La BellaDonna August 2, 2005 at 8:09 am #

    La BellaDonna, she is with the Mme. la Vie in not understanding the appeal of the Depp, but he is indeed good for the entertainment. La BellaDonna sees from his teeth that he is preparing for the sequel to the Pirates of the Caribbean, in which he was most amusing, and she looks forward to that.

  5. Mme.laVie August 2, 2005 at 8:38 am #

    Mme.laVie, she is honored by the company of the La BellaDonna who always makes the postings of great humor, delightful insight, and gentle amusement.

  6. Tres Francaise August 2, 2005 at 9:18 am #

    Once more the Tres Francaise chortles at the humor of the Manolo, the Joan and the deja pseu, with appropriate credit to the Theodore Geisel, bless him.

  7. La BellaDonna August 2, 2005 at 9:23 am #

    Hee! Tres Francaise, would that make M’sieu Depp the cat in the hat?

    *blush* the Mme. la Vie, she is very kind!

  8. Tres Francaise August 2, 2005 at 10:13 am #

    The Tres Francaise has left the wonderful books of the Doctor Seuss behind, but was it not the Bartholemew Cubbins with the numerous hats?

  9. La BellaDonna August 2, 2005 at 1:09 pm #

    The Tres Francaise is most astute! The singular Mr. Depp, he is the cool cat in the hat, but the Bartholmew Cubbins, he is the demi-god! (At least to La BellaDonna, who is well on her way to the 500 hats in emulation of her hero.)

  10. lisa August 2, 2005 at 3:39 pm #

    It is obvious that Mr. Depp is on his way to a wedding in Provence, as he is wearing exactly what the Manolo recently told a charming young woman was de rigeur for such an event (from the neck up, of course. Cut out of the camera shot must be Mr. Depp’s lovely chemise and his strappy sandals……………..). I knew he would change once he married that tart from France!

  11. Evie August 2, 2005 at 5:50 pm #

    J’adore M. Depp, in all his Florida-by-way-of-LA-and-Paris glory…at least he isn’t part of the ironic Von Dutch trucker hat and Manpris brigade. However, it is not Mr. Depp’s occasionally unusual choice of hat that has me fascinated, it’s his trademark gnarly footwear! I’m surprised The Manolo has not singled out those used and abused clunkers for comment, unless of course any discussion of 10-year-old black boots worn until they’re gray, scarred, and held together with duct tape and Bondo is moot? Although they are so magnificently tragic they merited their own question (“…what’s with those boots?”) from an audience member on his episode of Inside the Actor’s Studio. What say you, Manolo? Footwear as artistic (or political) statement, or just a lace-up security blanket with steel toes?

  12. Norma Desmond August 3, 2005 at 12:22 am #

    The Norma, she has a fondness for the Johnny Depp. To her he seems authentically eccentric; odd, not for the sake of calling the attention, but because he truly cares not what others may think. In this way, however outre his behavior or attire may be, it seems graceful somehow in its lack of self-consciousness.

    Or perhaps she is just stupid for his big brown eyes. This, too, is possible.

  13. AskMom August 3, 2005 at 12:59 am #

    AskMom says, what did the great and greatly missed Dr. Seuss do to deserve this wretched comparison? Mr. Depp is indeed amusing, but the teeth, the hat AND the shoes make me say Ayyyyyyyyyy.

  14. Fausta August 5, 2005 at 8:17 am #

    My hat is old.
    My teeth are gold.

    I have a bird I like to hold.

  15. jasta August 5, 2005 at 9:25 am #

    I do not get how such men are suppose to be sexy…to me he looks smelly. How can you cuddle up to such a smelly man?

  16. Veasy August 8, 2005 at 7:42 am #

    Funny things are everywhere.

  17. Lance de Boyle August 9, 2005 at 11:57 pm #

    Haiku

    Jean de le Depp.

    Oozing with le pep.

    Dresses like un schlepp.

    How come?

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