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I don’t usually comment on blogs, but I think, in this, that you have composed the perfect blog entry. “Froggy goes a whoring!” The Manolo is a super fantastic blogger.
The Daughter Obscura (age 11) would enjoy the umbrella. #2-Son (13, and autistic) would enjoy the froggy-head as he is very much into the fairy tales and one long-ago Halloween dressed as the Frog Prince. #1-Son would probably consider the body too skinny.
The Camera herself is busy cleaning the tea off her computer monitor, having done a very unladylike spit-take upon seeing the caption of the photo!
Why does Froggy have the ears? Froggies don’t have the ears. But of course, froggies don’t normally wear crowns OR panties OR carry parasols, so the ears on frogs may be the least of the Lisa’s questions.
“Michel, mon ami, while I think your concept of the Gecko Woman to show the vest is superfantastic, not to be topped, let me please suggest the slightest variation. Abandon the long lime green leggings, and add the teeny panties with lace, like *so*.”
“Ah, Hubert, where would I be without you? Back in Marseille shovelling clams, no doubt. I *see* just how the teeny panties now complement the curve of the upper lip; how much the *tout ensemble* improves…but perhaps she is still too, shall we say, too *animalistic? even with the lace waiste? We need a touch of the nobility, n’est-ce pas? Now, where did I leave that crown?”
The Norma, having cudgeled her brains, believes she has discovered the explanation for this phenomenon. It is merely the prudent husbanding of the human resources. For instance, say you have a model with a lovely long torso, slender, graceful legs, a keester to die for, but a face that could stop a clock. Voila!
That song was one of my family’s premier party-pieces. Dad played guitar and we all sang, but he was the only one who knew every goddamn verse! Uh huh, uh huh..
Re animal heads: If you want a glimpse of something very, very creepy check out video of The Royal Ballet Company doin’ The Wind in the Willows! The desertwind was too freaked out to give it to her sweet little niece last Christmas so now it sits in a box. Dare I give it to the Sally Army and risk frightening someone else’s child?
BRILLIANT!!!! THIS OUTFIT ITS JUST BRILLIANT!! i would put it on and paraide on the streets with it, i think that the frog head its just a genious part of it all, the umbrella, the vest, everything comes together so nice, more clothes like this should be made
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Manolo,
I don’t usually comment on blogs, but I think, in this, that you have composed the perfect blog entry. “Froggy goes a whoring!” The Manolo is a super fantastic blogger.
This may very well be the greatest blog post ever.
If brevity be the soul of wit, then the Manolo has captured the essence of wit in this post. In other words, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
But why? WHY???
The title is brilliant.
Pretty panties.
“……with an umbrella and a wristwatch by her side, uh-huh”
“…..with a watch and umbrella by her side, uh-huh”
The Daughter Obscura (age 11) would enjoy the umbrella. #2-Son (13, and autistic) would enjoy the froggy-head as he is very much into the fairy tales and one long-ago Halloween dressed as the Frog Prince. #1-Son would probably consider the body too skinny.
The Camera herself is busy cleaning the tea off her computer monitor, having done a very unladylike spit-take upon seeing the caption of the photo!
I put my head down on my desk here at work, and laughed helplessly for at least 5 minutes. Manolo, you are the best.
Why does Froggy have the ears? Froggies don’t have the ears. But of course, froggies don’t normally wear crowns OR panties OR carry parasols, so the ears on frogs may be the least of the Lisa’s questions.
“Michel, mon ami, while I think your concept of the Gecko Woman to show the vest is superfantastic, not to be topped, let me please suggest the slightest variation. Abandon the long lime green leggings, and add the teeny panties with lace, like *so*.”
“Ah, Hubert, where would I be without you? Back in Marseille shovelling clams, no doubt. I *see* just how the teeny panties now complement the curve of the upper lip; how much the *tout ensemble* improves…but perhaps she is still too, shall we say, too *animalistic? even with the lace waiste? We need a touch of the nobility, n’est-ce pas? Now, where did I leave that crown?”
(Boy, am I ever in the wrong line of work.)
Well, now, that is a classic. Someone has lost the string…dropped the stitch…
Can’t….. stop….. laughing…..
But, but, who’d want to ride *that*?
Liz, I was not prepared for that statement. Mr. Toad’s wild ride indeed….
The de Boyle can’t decide which end is more comely. A big green head is not without a certain charm.
The de Boyle wonders what he can get for a dozen flies.
Will she live happily ever after?
Her outfit looks like it was made from marzipan.
The Norma, having cudgeled her brains, believes she has discovered the explanation for this phenomenon. It is merely the prudent husbanding of the human resources. For instance, say you have a model with a lovely long torso, slender, graceful legs, a keester to die for, but a face that could stop a clock. Voila!
“I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him a-drink his wine…”
Crap. See, this is what happens when you kiss Lindsey Lohan…
wow! what a scary picture! why?
this is just in time for halloweeeen fashion!
thanks for the mention under your shoe blog post!
Uh huh, uh huh…
Thank you so much, dear Manolo!
That song was one of my family’s premier party-pieces. Dad played guitar and we all sang, but he was the only one who knew every goddamn verse! Uh huh, uh huh..
Re animal heads: If you want a glimpse of something very, very creepy check out video of The Royal Ballet Company doin’ The Wind in the Willows! The desertwind was too freaked out to give it to her sweet little niece last Christmas so now it sits in a box. Dare I give it to the Sally Army and risk frightening someone else’s child?
That’s creepy. I’m not sure I’ll be able to sleep tonight, with that horrible image engrained in my mind.
BRILLIANT!!!! THIS OUTFIT ITS JUST BRILLIANT!! i would put it on and paraide on the streets with it, i think that the frog head its just a genious part of it all, the umbrella, the vest, everything comes together so nice, more clothes like this should be made
am crying..can’t spot laughing…thank you..