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Fairy Tail | Manolo's Shoe Blog

Fairy Tail

Mmmmmm, croaky

Manolo says, Froggy goes a whoring.

28 Responses to “Fairy Tail”

  1. Ron August 26, 2005 at 9:02 am #


    I don’t usually comment on blogs, but I think, in this, that you have composed the perfect blog entry. “Froggy goes a whoring!” The Manolo is a super fantastic blogger.

  2. jamelah August 26, 2005 at 9:17 am #

    This may very well be the greatest blog post ever.

  3. deja pseu August 26, 2005 at 9:44 am #

    If brevity be the soul of wit, then the Manolo has captured the essence of wit in this post. In other words, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

  4. dillene August 26, 2005 at 10:27 am #

    But why? WHY???

  5. The Scarlett August 26, 2005 at 10:28 am #

    The title is brilliant.

  6. feetman78 August 26, 2005 at 11:02 am #

    Pretty panties.

  7. AskMom August 26, 2005 at 11:16 am #

    “……with an umbrella and a wristwatch by her side, uh-huh”

  8. AskMom August 26, 2005 at 11:18 am #

    “…..with a watch and umbrella by her side, uh-huh”

  9. Camera Obscura August 26, 2005 at 12:02 pm #

    The Daughter Obscura (age 11) would enjoy the umbrella. #2-Son (13, and autistic) would enjoy the froggy-head as he is very much into the fairy tales and one long-ago Halloween dressed as the Frog Prince. #1-Son would probably consider the body too skinny.

    The Camera herself is busy cleaning the tea off her computer monitor, having done a very unladylike spit-take upon seeing the caption of the photo!

  10. Christina August 26, 2005 at 2:46 pm #

    I put my head down on my desk here at work, and laughed helplessly for at least 5 minutes. Manolo, you are the best.

  11. Lisa August 26, 2005 at 2:52 pm #

    Why does Froggy have the ears? Froggies don’t have the ears. But of course, froggies don’t normally wear crowns OR panties OR carry parasols, so the ears on frogs may be the least of the Lisa’s questions.

  12. Fred the Fourth August 26, 2005 at 3:05 pm #

    “Michel, mon ami, while I think your concept of the Gecko Woman to show the vest is superfantastic, not to be topped, let me please suggest the slightest variation. Abandon the long lime green leggings, and add the teeny panties with lace, like *so*.”

    “Ah, Hubert, where would I be without you? Back in Marseille shovelling clams, no doubt. I *see* just how the teeny panties now complement the curve of the upper lip; how much the *tout ensemble* improves…but perhaps she is still too, shall we say, too *animalistic? even with the lace waiste? We need a touch of the nobility, n’est-ce pas? Now, where did I leave that crown?”

    (Boy, am I ever in the wrong line of work.)

  13. pdotfu August 26, 2005 at 3:07 pm #

    Well, now, that is a classic. Someone has lost the string…dropped the stitch…

  14. Cat August 26, 2005 at 3:32 pm #

    Can’t….. stop….. laughing…..

  15. Liz August 26, 2005 at 4:48 pm #

    But, but, who’d want to ride *that*?

  16. Bis Nation August 26, 2005 at 6:46 pm #

    Liz, I was not prepared for that statement. Mr. Toad’s wild ride indeed….

  17. Lance de Boyle August 26, 2005 at 10:04 pm #

    The de Boyle can’t decide which end is more comely. A big green head is not without a certain charm.

    The de Boyle wonders what he can get for a dozen flies.

  18. PL August 26, 2005 at 11:29 pm #

    Will she live happily ever after?

  19. dimestore lipstick August 27, 2005 at 7:13 am #

    Her outfit looks like it was made from marzipan.

  20. Norma Desmond August 27, 2005 at 12:51 pm #

    The Norma, having cudgeled her brains, believes she has discovered the explanation for this phenomenon. It is merely the prudent husbanding of the human resources. For instance, say you have a model with a lovely long torso, slender, graceful legs, a keester to die for, but a face that could stop a clock. Voila!

  21. Kazmin August 27, 2005 at 5:06 pm #

    “I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him a-drink his wine…”

  22. educated ice August 27, 2005 at 8:46 pm #

    Crap. See, this is what happens when you kiss Lindsey Lohan…

  23. tinker August 30, 2005 at 6:03 am #

    wow! what a scary picture! why?

    this is just in time for halloweeeen fashion!

    thanks for the mention under your shoe blog post!

  24. desertwind September 1, 2005 at 6:07 pm #

    Uh huh, uh huh…

    Thank you so much, dear Manolo!

    That song was one of my family’s premier party-pieces. Dad played guitar and we all sang, but he was the only one who knew every goddamn verse! Uh huh, uh huh..

    Re animal heads: If you want a glimpse of something very, very creepy check out video of The Royal Ballet Company doin’ The Wind in the Willows! The desertwind was too freaked out to give it to her sweet little niece last Christmas so now it sits in a box. Dare I give it to the Sally Army and risk frightening someone else’s child?

  25. Cosmopolitan September 5, 2005 at 10:21 pm #

    That’s creepy. I’m not sure I’ll be able to sleep tonight, with that horrible image engrained in my mind.

  26. Fairy Freak September 7, 2005 at 7:13 pm #

    BRILLIANT!!!! THIS OUTFIT ITS JUST BRILLIANT!! i would put it on and paraide on the streets with it, i think that the frog head its just a genious part of it all, the umbrella, the vest, everything comes together so nice, more clothes like this should be made

  27. shanx December 9, 2005 at 7:50 pm #

    am crying..can’t spot laughing…thank you..