I don’t usually comment on blogs, but I think, in this, that you have composed the perfect blog entry. “Froggy goes a whoring!” The Manolo is a super fantastic blogger.
The Daughter Obscura (age 11) would enjoy the umbrella. #2-Son (13, and autistic) would enjoy the froggy-head as he is very much into the fairy tales and one long-ago Halloween dressed as the Frog Prince. #1-Son would probably consider the body too skinny.
The Camera herself is busy cleaning the tea off her computer monitor, having done a very unladylike spit-take upon seeing the caption of the photo!
Why does Froggy have the ears? Froggies don’t have the ears. But of course, froggies don’t normally wear crowns OR panties OR carry parasols, so the ears on frogs may be the least of the Lisa’s questions.
“Michel, mon ami, while I think your concept of the Gecko Woman to show the vest is superfantastic, not to be topped, let me please suggest the slightest variation. Abandon the long lime green leggings, and add the teeny panties with lace, like *so*.”
“Ah, Hubert, where would I be without you? Back in Marseille shovelling clams, no doubt. I *see* just how the teeny panties now complement the curve of the upper lip; how much the *tout ensemble* improves…but perhaps she is still too, shall we say, too *animalistic? even with the lace waiste? We need a touch of the nobility, n’est-ce pas? Now, where did I leave that crown?”
The Norma, having cudgeled her brains, believes she has discovered the explanation for this phenomenon. It is merely the prudent husbanding of the human resources. For instance, say you have a model with a lovely long torso, slender, graceful legs, a keester to die for, but a face that could stop a clock. Voila!
That song was one of my family’s premier party-pieces. Dad played guitar and we all sang, but he was the only one who knew every goddamn verse! Uh huh, uh huh..
Re animal heads: If you want a glimpse of something very, very creepy check out video of The Royal Ballet Company doin’ The Wind in the Willows! The desertwind was too freaked out to give it to her sweet little niece last Christmas so now it sits in a box. Dare I give it to the Sally Army and risk frightening someone else’s child?
BRILLIANT!!!! THIS OUTFIT ITS JUST BRILLIANT!! i would put it on and paraide on the streets with it, i think that the frog head its just a genious part of it all, the umbrella, the vest, everything comes together so nice, more clothes like this should be made
Comments
Ron 17 years ago
Manolo,
I don’t usually comment on blogs, but I think, in this, that you have composed the perfect blog entry. “Froggy goes a whoring!” The Manolo is a super fantastic blogger.
jamelah 17 years ago
This may very well be the greatest blog post ever.
deja pseu 17 years ago
If brevity be the soul of wit, then the Manolo has captured the essence of wit in this post. In other words, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
dillene 17 years ago
But why? WHY???
The Scarlett 17 years ago
The title is brilliant.
feetman78 17 years ago
Pretty panties.
AskMom 17 years ago
“……with an umbrella and a wristwatch by her side, uh-huh”
AskMom 17 years ago
“…..with a watch and umbrella by her side, uh-huh”
Camera Obscura 17 years ago
The Daughter Obscura (age 11) would enjoy the umbrella. #2-Son (13, and autistic) would enjoy the froggy-head as he is very much into the fairy tales and one long-ago Halloween dressed as the Frog Prince. #1-Son would probably consider the body too skinny.
The Camera herself is busy cleaning the tea off her computer monitor, having done a very unladylike spit-take upon seeing the caption of the photo!
Christina 17 years ago
I put my head down on my desk here at work, and laughed helplessly for at least 5 minutes. Manolo, you are the best.
Lisa 17 years ago
Why does Froggy have the ears? Froggies don’t have the ears. But of course, froggies don’t normally wear crowns OR panties OR carry parasols, so the ears on frogs may be the least of the Lisa’s questions.
Fred the Fourth 17 years ago
“Michel, mon ami, while I think your concept of the Gecko Woman to show the vest is superfantastic, not to be topped, let me please suggest the slightest variation. Abandon the long lime green leggings, and add the teeny panties with lace, like *so*.”
“Ah, Hubert, where would I be without you? Back in Marseille shovelling clams, no doubt. I *see* just how the teeny panties now complement the curve of the upper lip; how much the *tout ensemble* improves…but perhaps she is still too, shall we say, too *animalistic? even with the lace waiste? We need a touch of the nobility, n’est-ce pas? Now, where did I leave that crown?”
(Boy, am I ever in the wrong line of work.)
pdotfu 17 years ago
Well, now, that is a classic. Someone has lost the string…dropped the stitch…
Cat 17 years ago
Can’t….. stop….. laughing…..
Liz 17 years ago
But, but, who’d want to ride *that*?
Bis Nation 17 years ago
Liz, I was not prepared for that statement. Mr. Toad’s wild ride indeed….
Lance de Boyle 17 years ago
The de Boyle can’t decide which end is more comely. A big green head is not without a certain charm.
The de Boyle wonders what he can get for a dozen flies.
PL 17 years ago
Will she live happily ever after?
dimestore lipstick 17 years ago
Her outfit looks like it was made from marzipan.
Norma Desmond 17 years ago
The Norma, having cudgeled her brains, believes she has discovered the explanation for this phenomenon. It is merely the prudent husbanding of the human resources. For instance, say you have a model with a lovely long torso, slender, graceful legs, a keester to die for, but a face that could stop a clock. Voila!
Kazmin 17 years ago
“I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him a-drink his wine…”
educated ice 17 years ago
Crap. See, this is what happens when you kiss Lindsey Lohan…
tinker 17 years ago
wow! what a scary picture! why?
this is just in time for halloweeeen fashion!
thanks for the mention under your shoe blog post!
desertwind 17 years ago
Uh huh, uh huh…
Thank you so much, dear Manolo!
That song was one of my family’s premier party-pieces. Dad played guitar and we all sang, but he was the only one who knew every goddamn verse! Uh huh, uh huh..
Re animal heads: If you want a glimpse of something very, very creepy check out video of The Royal Ballet Company doin’ The Wind in the Willows! The desertwind was too freaked out to give it to her sweet little niece last Christmas so now it sits in a box. Dare I give it to the Sally Army and risk frightening someone else’s child?
Cosmopolitan 17 years ago
That’s creepy. I’m not sure I’ll be able to sleep tonight, with that horrible image engrained in my mind.
Fairy Freak 17 years ago
BRILLIANT!!!! THIS OUTFIT ITS JUST BRILLIANT!! i would put it on and paraide on the streets with it, i think that the frog head its just a genious part of it all, the umbrella, the vest, everything comes together so nice, more clothes like this should be made
shanx 17 years ago
am crying..can’t spot laughing…thank you..