The Awards of the Emmy
Manolo says, many of the Manolo’s internet friends have been asking the Manolo for his opinion of the show of the awards of the Emmys and the clothing of the famosos who were there.
In the word…meh.
The show and the clothes they were so boring, that only the few minutes could be managed before the Manlo he felt it necessary to flip the channel in the hopes of finding more entertaining fare, perhaps like this.
Yes, there were the few who were willing to entertain us with their awful fashion. Such as this sad girl, who was screaming for the attention.
No, the Manolo he does not know who this person is, nor why she was invited to the Emmys, nor even why she is dressing like the Pompeiian prostitute, but such were the pickings of slimness at the Emmys that this pitiable person would nearly merit our attention.
And so the Manolo he has not the report to give to his many loyal internet friends. But trust the Manolo, you did not miss much.
September 20th, 2005 at 1:07 am
The omniscient Web says that’s Tess Smith. I regret that I now know this. And saw…that.
September 20th, 2005 at 4:44 am
She’s a screenwriter, which I found hilarious. Obviously not happy behind the scenes…
And those shoes. There are no words.
September 20th, 2005 at 7:48 am
I think it’s called the Red Carpet, not the Show Your Carpet, Ms. Smith.
September 20th, 2005 at 8:31 am
While it is debatable whether or not red shoes = whore, I think we can all agree that clear plastic shoes = stripper.
September 20th, 2005 at 9:20 am
The deja was particularly disappointed at the dress of the Patricia Arquette. While Ms. Arquette is a lovely woman of lovely proportions, and one is relived to see she has not succumbed to Hollywood Skeletal Disease, one must notice that the dress looked too small. Or as a friend of the deja used to say, “Ten pounds of sugar in a five pound sack.” One reminisces for the days when women and their stylists understood that nothing flatters like that which skims the body like a swan skims over the water, rather than hugging the curves like an overpowered sports car with a bad muffler.
And the sea of beige…they must have gotten the memo from the spring designer collections.
September 20th, 2005 at 10:27 am
Looks like she made the dress herself out of bedsheets and a roll of toilet paper . . .
September 20th, 2005 at 10:29 am
Somewhere there is a Brazilian who’s just run out of wax.
The Lisa, she makes The Zarba blow cofee all over his keyboard.
September 20th, 2005 at 10:33 am
The Texasexile is appalled and can only exclaim - — UGH.
September 20th, 2005 at 12:05 pm
she’s an actress - or so says the link. never saw her before… but now I doubt that, much as I try to, I’ll ever be able to forget having seen her
September 20th, 2005 at 12:56 pm
The lovely ladies over at Gof Fug Yourself (http://gofugyourself.com) wrote up an as-always ingenious post about this little getup. I particularly like the following sentence: “You look like an extra who wandered, drunk and clueless, off the set of a porno called Julius Pleaser: Eh tu, Bootay?“
September 20th, 2005 at 6:11 pm
Molly, thank you so much for the Go Fug Yourself link! I have been reading it and laughing uproariously all afternoon! The Britney/Kevin page is the funniest stuff I have read since, well, I discovered Manolo’s Shoe Blog!
September 20th, 2005 at 8:25 pm
I loved the fashion! I do prefer the dresses with more simple beauty–they create the beauty from the stars, themselves. I posted - very bare bones as I worked over days in my busy-ness - my picks for most remarkable, on Kiss Me, Stace. :-) There was still plenty of color and even skin. But many want to focus on other things, because of Katrina, than stunning and shocking, perhaps. Still, I mostly watched for the style!
September 25th, 2005 at 7:03 am
This blog is fantastic.
September 26th, 2005 at 9:31 am
I hope it wasn’t windy that day.
November 8th, 2005 at 9:02 pm
Stop being so flipping judgemental - she was dressed how she wanted to be stressed. If you don’t like it, your problem. Get over yourselves.