The Awards of the Emmy
Manolo says, many of the Manolo’s internet friends have been asking the Manolo for his opinion of the show of the awards of the Emmys and the clothing of the famosos who were there.
In the word…meh.
The show and the clothes they were so boring, that only the few minutes could be managed before the Manlo he felt it necessary to flip the channel in the hopes of finding more entertaining fare, perhaps like this.
Yes, there were the few who were willing to entertain us with their awful fashion. Such as this sad girl, who was screaming for the attention.
No, the Manolo he does not know who this person is, nor why she was invited to the Emmys, nor even why she is dressing like the Pompeiian prostitute, but such were the pickings of slimness at the Emmys that this pitiable person would nearly merit our attention.
And so the Manolo he has not the report to give to his many loyal internet friends. But trust the Manolo, you did not miss much.
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Comments
JP 18 years ago
The omniscient Web says that’s Tess Smith. I regret that I now know this. And saw…that.
Gemma 18 years ago
She’s a screenwriter, which I found hilarious. Obviously not happy behind the scenes…
And those shoes. There are no words.
Lisa 18 years ago
I think it’s called the Red Carpet, not the Show Your Carpet, Ms. Smith.
VeddyVeddyBadAng 18 years ago
While it is debatable whether or not red shoes = whore, I think we can all agree that clear plastic shoes = stripper.
deja pseu 18 years ago
The deja was particularly disappointed at the dress of the Patricia Arquette. While Ms. Arquette is a lovely woman of lovely proportions, and one is relived to see she has not succumbed to Hollywood Skeletal Disease, one must notice that the dress looked too small. Or as a friend of the deja used to say, “Ten pounds of sugar in a five pound sack.” One reminisces for the days when women and their stylists understood that nothing flatters like that which skims the body like a swan skims over the water, rather than hugging the curves like an overpowered sports car with a bad muffler.
And the sea of beige…they must have gotten the memo from the spring designer collections.
LizaBet 18 years ago
Looks like she made the dress herself out of bedsheets and a roll of toilet paper . . .
Zarba 18 years ago
Somewhere there is a Brazilian who’s just run out of wax.
The Lisa, she makes The Zarba blow cofee all over his keyboard.
Texasexile 18 years ago
The Texasexile is appalled and can only exclaim – — UGH.
Andrea 18 years ago
she’s an actress – or so says the link. never saw her before… but now I doubt that, much as I try to, I’ll ever be able to forget having seen her
Molly 18 years ago
The lovely ladies over at Gof Fug Yourself (http://gofugyourself.com) wrote up an as-always ingenious post about this little getup. I particularly like the following sentence: “You look like an extra who wandered, drunk and clueless, off the set of a porno called Julius Pleaser: Eh tu, Bootay?“
Cat 18 years ago
Molly, thank you so much for the Go Fug Yourself link! I have been reading it and laughing uproariously all afternoon! The Britney/Kevin page is the funniest stuff I have read since, well, I discovered Manolo’s Shoe Blog!
Designer Ella 18 years ago
I loved the fashion! I do prefer the dresses with more simple beauty–they create the beauty from the stars, themselves. I posted – very bare bones as I worked over days in my busy-ness – my picks for most remarkable, on Kiss Me, Stace. :-) There was still plenty of color and even skin. But many want to focus on other things, because of Katrina, than stunning and shocking, perhaps. Still, I mostly watched for the style!
I don't love shoes 18 years ago
This blog is fantastic.
Miss Fish 18 years ago
I hope it wasn’t windy that day.
PJ 18 years ago
Stop being so flipping judgemental – she was dressed how she wanted to be stressed. If you don’t like it, your problem. Get over yourselves.