Fester, Morticia, Lurch and the Kids

By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, They’re creepy and they’re kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They’re altogether ooky
The Willis-Moore-Kutcher family


16 Responses to “Fester, Morticia, Lurch and the Kids”

  1. mches808 Says:

    Mr. Willis looks as if he’s just been “Punk’d” in a BIG WAY.

  2. Moira Says:

    Muffin top alert.

  3. Mike Beversluis Says:

    Perfect caption.

  4. amyc Says:

    could someone please, please do one of those ambush makeovers for the eldest daughter? just because she is not beautiful doesn’t mean she has to go out looking like that!

  5. jane Says:

    Anyone seeing this photo without knowing who these people are would automatically assume Kutcher is the son. “Creepy” is right.

  6. Jan Says:


    And I did think Kutcher was the son at first.

  7. Esther Says:

    Your caption? It is, how you say, the spot on.

  8. HG Says:

    HEE! Perfect!

  9. AST Says:

    This picture, it gives AST the Willis. Brrr! He hopes the Demi, she has had her tubes tied.

    This Astin Kutcher, it is a sports car, no?

  10. Tea Says:

    That was funny – you called it!

  11. Jenzilla Says:

    Demi went from sleeping with her dad to sleeping with her son. Poor thing, she must have serious emotional baggage of some kind.

  12. Zarba Says:

    The Bruno does not appear to be pleased with the nuptuals. Then again, if my ex-wife married “Dude”, it’s be pissed, too.

    The Manolo, he is the genius of the captions!

  13. Camera Obscura Says:

    The Camera, who has no love for the Astin, still believes he is in the more awkward position than the Bruno. Granted, one must always deal with one’s spouse’s exes (should there be any) and even more so if there are offspring, but damn, the Bruno he is everywhere! No one should be suprised if perhaps there are peeks of the shiny bald dome in corners of the wedding photos that would otherwise show only the happy couple….

    Granted, if the Bruno is uneasy about his daughters’ step-papa being as close in age to them as he is to their mother, one cannot blame him.

  14. wondering Says:

    Did Paula Poundstone find work as Demi’s nanny?

  15. courtney Says:


  16. Anya Says:

    The Bruce he look like the Michael Stipe. Tis a pity, this situation.

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