Careful, Joan Rivers, Don’t Tear the Stitch

Manolo says, on the face lift.








15 Responses to “Careful, Joan Rivers, Don’t Tear the Stitch”




  1. JP Says:

    Honestly, she is getting closer to Hairless Smashed-In Persian Cat Face every day. Gah.




  2. desertwind Says:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053459/




  3. Imelda Blahnik Says:

    One or two more facelifts and those eyes without a face will be vertical. Gah indeed!




  4. Johnnycake Says:

    Arrest that woman! The Scream, the painting it is recovered!




  5. Annalucia Says:

    Thank you, desertwind, for the link. It made the Annalucia laugh; in fact it is the only thing that prevented her from clapping her hands over her eyes and running away screaming from the photo.




  6. The Scarlett Says:

    Don’t you get the sense that there is some elaborate pully system pulling her face back and that the cleavage is painted in daily?




  7. zippy Says:

    Now, now; The Zippy always swings a hammer dressed like the Joan. The Zipsters’ face is as it should be; the Zip has no need for the plastic touch to feel real.




  8. Ryno Says:

    As usual, many have let the face and the cleavage distract them from what is really important. Those slick pants, you will notice, are designed to instantly shed sawdust and other construction debris.




  9. Das Boots Says:

    Das Boots thinks that if you socialize too much with the Jocelyn Wildenstein, you begin to take on the scary characteristics.




  10. Fred the Fourth Says:

    Back in the day…(and never mind the cleavage or other fashion faux pas) …if I saw a sight like that on *my* site, she’d soon be wearing gloves, a hardhat, a dust mask, and set to work tossing tag-ends of 2×4s into the dumpster. It’s clearly the limit of her utility in the carlentry biz. Where’d she learn to hold a hammer? Harvard, maybe?

    Also, the hardhat and dust mask would help save *my* eyes.




  11. Fred the Fourth Says:

    “carpentry”, not “carlentry”.
    (Lessee…”carlentry”: the class-2 felony consisting of renting cars under the “Alamo” banner. Yeah, that works for me….)




  12. Lance de Boyle Says:

    Not to worry. The plastic visage of the Joan Rivers is secured with arc welding. I panic at the thought of sudden droppage of the buttocks lift. A good squeeze will do it. And then what? The end of civilization as we know it.




  13. Esther Says:

    She frightens me so much, that I to go to the vending machine, and partake of the Twix bar.

    Like she’s ever picked up a hammer in her life, except maybe to help during the nose jobs.




  14. Mindy Says:

    Careful–with that many facelifts your jaw will fly open every time you sit down.




  15. Kniteratti Says:

    Anyone call for a useless venom spewing celebrity hag? Wearing leather pants for a charity house building photo op? I’m sorry…..it’s just so hard to live a real life and have people like this out there somewhere using up my oxygen….things are getting blurry, no wait! that’s just the lens filter, the Joan 200XX as it’s called in the trades….




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