Comments on: Careful, Joan Rivers, Don’t Tear the Stitch

By: Kniteratti

Kniteratti — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 05:55:28 +0000

Anyone call for a useless venom spewing celebrity hag? Wearing leather pants for a charity house building photo op? I’m sorry…..it’s just so hard to live a real life and have people like this out there somewhere using up my oxygen….things are getting blurry, no wait! that’s just the lens filter, the Joan 200XX as it’s called in the trades….

By: Mindy

Mindy — Sat, 01 Oct 2005 03:24:11 +0000

Careful–with that many facelifts your jaw will fly open every time you sit down.

By: Esther

Esther — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 22:31:33 +0000

She frightens me so much, that I to go to the vending machine, and partake of the Twix bar.

Like she’s ever picked up a hammer in her life, except maybe to help during the nose jobs.

By: Lance de Boyle

Lance de Boyle — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 01:06:40 +0000

Not to worry. The plastic visage of the Joan Rivers is secured with arc welding. I panic at the thought of sudden droppage of the buttocks lift. A good squeeze will do it. And then what? The end of civilization as we know it.

By: Fred the Fourth

Fred the Fourth — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 23:55:06 +0000

“carpentry”, not “carlentry”.
(Lessee…”carlentry”: the class-2 felony consisting of renting cars under the “Alamo” banner. Yeah, that works for me….)

By: Fred the Fourth

Fred the Fourth — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 23:52:38 +0000

Back in the day…(and never mind the cleavage or other fashion faux pas) …if I saw a sight like that on *my* site, she’d soon be wearing gloves, a hardhat, a dust mask, and set to work tossing tag-ends of 2×4s into the dumpster. It’s clearly the limit of her utility in the carlentry biz. Where’d she learn to hold a hammer? Harvard, maybe?

Also, the hardhat and dust mask would help save *my* eyes.

By: Das Boots

Das Boots — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 23:40:26 +0000

Das Boots thinks that if you socialize too much with the Jocelyn Wildenstein, you begin to take on the scary characteristics.

By: Ryno

Ryno — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 20:41:39 +0000

As usual, many have let the face and the cleavage distract them from what is really important. Those slick pants, you will notice, are designed to instantly shed sawdust and other construction debris.

By: zippy

zippy — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 18:53:38 +0000

Now, now; The Zippy always swings a hammer dressed like the Joan. The Zipsters’ face is as it should be; the Zip has no need for the plastic touch to feel real.

By: The Scarlett

The Scarlett — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:41:02 +0000

Don’t you get the sense that there is some elaborate pully system pulling her face back and that the cleavage is painted in daily?