The Sexiest Lunatic Alive

Manolo says, I’m a little teapot…

Argggggh, where’s me pirate ship.

27 Responses to “The Sexiest Lunatic Alive”

  1. shoelover October 29, 2005 at 10:37 am #

    Wait a minute……….are they doing a movie about the capture of Saddam? Let the hair go a little bushier and he has the part

  2. Sniper October 29, 2005 at 10:46 am #

    Wow. Mel Gibson IS Saddam Hussein.

  3. shiloh October 29, 2005 at 12:09 pm #

    passion of the caribbean? pirates of the christ? the mel he seemeth bewildered and bothered. and in need of some grooming.

  4. Talmida October 29, 2005 at 12:33 pm #

    It’s a sad sad sad day when Melvin can be mistaken for Saddam. How the mighty have fallen!

  5. unwords October 29, 2005 at 12:55 pm #

    moses!

  6. oh navel October 29, 2005 at 1:07 pm #

    ooohhhh. scary for halloween!

  7. Elvira October 29, 2005 at 2:19 pm #

    The Elvira, she never “got” the fuss over the Mel Gibson. And now she never will.

  8. deja pseu October 29, 2005 at 2:49 pm #

    Whatever allure the Gibson once possessed, it has vanished. Mad Max has morphed into Grizzly Adams.

  9. desertwind October 29, 2005 at 4:48 pm #

    Mel says: For my next trick, I shall nail myself to the cross.

  10. pamster October 29, 2005 at 5:40 pm #

    It’s Mr. Edwards! “Hello, Half-pint!”

  11. Jane October 29, 2005 at 6:06 pm #

    OMG, he’s got “Runaway Bride” eyes!!

  12. Cat October 30, 2005 at 1:33 am #

    WOW. At first glance, I actually did think this was Saddam! Granted, I’m recovering from a migraine and my vision is a bit blurry in one eye, but *still.* Scary!

  13. Annalucia October 30, 2005 at 8:57 am #

    If the Mel is going to dye his hair, he should at least do his best to approximate the hair color which God gave him (which is a fair reddish-brown if the Annalucia remembers correctly). The too-dark hair on the aging face, it looks like the roadkill laid across the scalp.

  14. sp8cemunky October 30, 2005 at 9:00 am #

    well in defense of the Mel-he is with the long mangy beard for a movie-something about a president-but it is true he has lost the “it” he used to have.

  15. Abfabdude October 30, 2005 at 11:47 am #

    bushy beard+ the indifferent grooming + questionable hygiene + a plaid shirt = a Bear…

  16. Sandra October 30, 2005 at 7:08 pm #

    In defense of Mel: I still think that if he got rid of that beard, lost the plaid shirt, and put on a nice suit he would still look a thousand times better than 90% of the guys that cross my path… In the meantime though, somebody please pass him a coat hanger- it looks like that dang beard itches!

  17. Jeff the Baptist October 30, 2005 at 11:21 pm #

    I waiting for him to burst out with something from Fiddler on the Roof myself. If I was a rich man…

  18. Bienchen October 31, 2005 at 2:08 am #

    I, too, actually thought this was Saddam Hussein until I saw the second picture. How creepy is that? Don’t he or his wife notice this? I think I would jump out of my skin every morning if I saw Saddam Hussein lying in bed next to me.

  19. desertwind October 31, 2005 at 4:27 am #

    Ayyyy! Perhaps he is preparing to play the Stout Cortez.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051029/en_nm/leisure_gibson_dc;_ylt=Ah_yrUhZbpmnJJWJWc_IAIys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI-

  20. VeddyVeddyBadAng October 31, 2005 at 8:44 am #

    Well, now you know why his hair is dyed so dark, in order to approximate the coloring of a Mayan man. I say let the man do his thing. He’s worked hard, he gambled and won. Good for him.

  21. SandyInOhio October 31, 2005 at 12:22 pm #

    Ewww…playing a Mayan or not…it looks like there are little animals crawling in that beard of his. Mel, what happened to you, baby? You’ve gone from being my hot fantasy idol to being the icky pervert next door…

  22. zippy October 31, 2005 at 2:54 pm #

    What is he trying to do?

  23. Gidget Bananas October 31, 2005 at 4:37 pm #

    It is good that the Mel finally looks like the fanatic he is.

  24. Juliette October 31, 2005 at 8:07 pm #

    Can’t a man get old anymore? At least he doesn’t have that Ahnuld mask.

  25. alvalucia November 1, 2005 at 6:02 am #

    Ah, Manolo, if you knew better the sweetness of the Jesus, you would understand better the madness of the Mel.

  26. Esther November 3, 2005 at 2:49 pm #

    I think back to the first ‘Lethal Weapon,’ when he is standing in the rain, at his wife’s grave, with the scars on his face, and those beautiful, striking, blue eyes, and then I see this, and I sigh heavily.

  27. Katie November 3, 2005 at 7:08 pm #

    I have broken down his new look mathematically:
    http://seldomnicenowadays.blogspot.com/2005/10/style-equation-mathematics-of-one.html

    Except I now suddenly realize I forgot to factor in a Grizzly Adams quotient.