The Trump Omen

Manolo says, demon seed on board.

20 Responses to “The Trump Omen”

  1. Marcia October 31, 2005 at 7:25 pm #

    Hmmm… is it just me, or is melania looking a bit larger, and not just in the baby-carrying area? I think her face is looking…. fat.

  2. Steven Den Beste October 31, 2005 at 7:35 pm #

    She looks like she’s a refugee from a wax museum. Is there a “Trump House of Wax”?

  3. Annie October 31, 2005 at 8:39 pm #

    Very convincing holloween costumes, though it’s a shame they airbrushed out his fangs like that.

  4. tittilareau October 31, 2005 at 10:14 pm #

    I think that anyone calling Melania fat, is jealous. I think she looks gorgeous! And if you ask me, she could stand to gain a few pounds.

  5. Zarba November 1, 2005 at 8:41 am #

    “Her nickname is Rosemary…”

  6. The Scarlett November 1, 2005 at 10:07 am #

    One clue that The Donald is not Satan is that you can be sure Satan would have good hair.

  7. Tia Nieve November 1, 2005 at 11:01 am #

    The Donald takes his new fem-bot for a test run.

  8. Lori November 1, 2005 at 11:48 am #

    I cannot understand why any man would want to be raising teenagers when he is in his 60s or 70s.

  9. zippy November 1, 2005 at 2:04 pm #

    She has the breasts to go with a pregnancy, any pregnancy.

  10. Christina November 1, 2005 at 5:34 pm #

    I’m just sick and tired of seeing women dress as if they just left the bed (and they weren’t sleeping, obviously). I am of the opinion that the current trend of wearing negligees as shirts or dresses is in bad taste, just as much bad taste as wearing your flannel jammies to the grocery store or continuing to wear the dreaded poncho.
    I don’t care how nice a body, even a Hollywood starlet looks cheap when out in public in one of these travesties of class and good taste.

  11. Lori November 1, 2005 at 5:58 pm #

    Amen. A coworker remarked just yesterday how he disliked teenage girls (and their mothers!) wearing lingerie as blouses. I wonder if very young women understand that such attire will attract creeps young and old, but the nice, shy boy who would treat her like a queen will be too flustered to ask her name.

  12. Miachelle November 1, 2005 at 6:27 pm #

    I also agree that I cannot understand why he’d want to raise a son at his age…and I’m wondering if the baby will be born with his comb-over.

  13. SandyInOhio November 2, 2005 at 7:09 am #

    The belly, it is getting big. The comb-over, it is getting bigger. Guess she didn’t talk to Marla Maples or the Ivana..just because you have an heir and a spare, does not the divorce prevent.

  14. Zarba November 2, 2005 at 8:36 am #

    The legendary Steven Den Beste has commented on The Manolo’s blog?

    Who’s next, the Blessed Hasselhof himself?

    The Manolo, he has truly reached ledendary status.

  15. Camera Obscura November 2, 2005 at 3:14 pm #

    SandyInOhio. shouldn’t that be “hair and a spare”?

  16. Stacy November 2, 2005 at 6:00 pm #

    Ah, Melania. How fake can one non-Michael-Jackson nose look?

  17. Esther November 3, 2005 at 2:53 pm #

    I see the dead squirrel atop the Don’s head is still firmly in place.

  18. Ryno November 3, 2005 at 7:54 pm #

    He: “Kootchie kootchie koo, baby.” She: “Not now, stupid, they’re looking at my tits.” I love inner dialog.

  19. AskMom November 6, 2005 at 12:51 pm #

    AskMom reminds everyone that this woman, intelligent and accomplished as she is, has definitely come down in the world allowing the trump to father her child. Let’s just hope the money makes up for it.

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