Manolo’s Shoe Blog

Manolo says, this beautiful simple velvet pump from the Robert Clergerie, available in the wine or the black, it is on the sale, reduced almost 65%, the savings over over $230 of the American dollars.

Manolo says, it is true, they think alike. The Fabulous Girl she wrote about the matching mother-daughter holiday sweaters yesterday!

Manolo says, the Phyllis Diller she is not looking happy these days.

Manolo says, yes, it is true, the Manolo he has been reading and very much enjoying the blog of the Harriet Miers!!! She is obviously the delightful person, one who could easily be confirmed to join the Posse Manolo on the shopping expedition, if not the Court of the Supremes.

However, the Manolo he only mentions the blog of the Harriet Miers in the passing, because today the Harriet she has brought this website of fashion atrocity to the attention of the Manolo. (This page of the fashion atrocity website, it almost sent the Manolo into the convulsions, as if he were the small Japanese child watching the frenetic episode of the Pokemon.)

Trust the Manolo, the heavily beaded and be-rhinestoned “gem sweater” it is not the look you wish to adopt. And here, because we are approaching the season of the holidays, the subject of the sweaters it deserves the special discussion.

Manolo says, the truly super fantastic girl, she does not wear the holiday sweater. (Nor does the truly super fantastic man.)

See! Even the Mr. Darcy of Your Dreams looks like the dork in the holiday sweater. Think then how much worse you would look in …the Turkey Sweater!

Notice the grimmacey What-the-Hell-I’m-Getting-Paid smile.

Or perhaps you would like to make your own darling child look like the fool with the Mother-Daughter Frosty Scene of Societal Entropy Matching Sweater Set.

This, it is clearly child abuse.

Finally, as the Holloween it is only weeks away, you might wish to don something like this, the “Holloween Friends Cardigan”.

Trust the Manolo, if you wear this and no one tries to stop you, you have no friends.

So, listen to the advice of the Manolo, and make this the season of joy by giving your holiday sweaters to the garbage man.

Manolo says, it is Tuesday, and so time to see what the Manolo is…

Watching…

Reading…

Listening to…

Of the course, the Manolo he is also this week reading many hundreds of the essays submitted to his contest.

Manolo says, Tyrannosaurus Elton returns!

Manolo says, the Manolo’s internet friend the Kristen at the Express of the Washington Post, she has written the small review of the Manolo for the Brides.

If his biweekly column isn’t enough for you, Manolo the Shoeblogger has relaunched his Manolo for the Brides. Though the Manolo will drop in from time to time, blogger “Never teh [sic] Bride” is the star of this wedding party, serving up slices of grandeur/hubris like an Empire State Building wedding cake complete with mini-King-Kong and Fay Wray. She’ll appeal to anyone who has a sense of humor about weddings–i.e. brides not getting married in the next month or so. Part etiquette handbook, part style guide, part time-waster, the site is a welcome addition to the often nauseating world of wedding blogs.

The Manolo he can add nothing but that you should be reading the Never teh Bride daily.

Manolo says, the contest of the Manolo it is now officially over! The Manolo he has received nearly 500 of the entries, and although he has not read many of them yet, he can already see that the quality of the entries it is most high indeed.

Over the next week, the Manolo and his judges, the Miss Meghan Cleary and the Jane Eldershaw, they will reading the entries closely, in the effort to narrow them down to the winners.

At the end of the week, on the Sunday evening, the 16th of the October, the first anniversary of the blog of the Manolo, the Manolo he will publish the names of the winners, along with their stories, and perhaps the handful of the runners up.

So, it is only six more days until we shall know the outcome. And so the Manolo he wishes good luck to all of the Manolo’s internet friends who have submitted the entry!

Manolo says, Ayyyyyyy! The tiny Lagerfeld he has invaded the computer!

Perhaps it is time to send in the tiny Steve Jobs to root him out.