The Plastic Hasselhoff!

Manolo says, the Fug Girls, they are not loving the Hasselhoff as they should!

Yes, perhaps the magnificent Hasselhoff he has resorted needlessly to the aesthetic surgery (and this when his own manly features they could hardly be improved upon!), but is he still not the master actor of his generation? The person upon whom the millions worldwide justifiably lavish their adoration?

The conclusion of the Manolo: Despite the strong evidence to the contrary, the Hasselhoff he is only human. He feels the same pressure as the rest of us to look his best. Yet, undoubtedly, this personal insecurity, it will only add to the depth of his on-screen portrayals.

6 Responses to “The Plastic Hasselhoff!”

  1. Fausta November 29, 2005 at 3:25 pm #

    The plastic Hasselhoff, he now looks like the Willem Dafoe!

  2. catrandom November 29, 2005 at 3:47 pm #

    But isn’t it it a shame that the handsome Hasselhoff apparently felt the need to have things lifted? He was aging so gracefully.

  3. megaera November 29, 2005 at 6:01 pm #

    But note that they are merely lamenting the loss of the old Hasselhoff, for whom they show much love and the veneration.

  4. debutaunt November 29, 2005 at 7:58 pm #

    I can overlook his efforts to look superfantastic in Hollywood; however, I do have a difficult time forgiving him for the Frosty the Snowman Christmas sweater.

  5. Christina Jones November 30, 2005 at 7:22 am #

    I have to say, I saw the Hasselhoff about, er, 20 years ago (post Knight Rider, pre Baywatch) when I was in Hollywood, leaving a restaurant. He had the Porche, but he also had the way-too-highwater jeans on. Bad highwaters. Unfortunately I have never been able to get past that memory to see his studliness. And frankly, I really think he looks scary now. Eek. I hate plastic surgery.

  6. VeddyVeddyBadAng November 30, 2005 at 9:52 am #

    Eye jobs on men always end up making them look too feminine.