Please help! I’m starting a therapy group called Red Scarf Therapy. We’re going to have all kinds of nifty things going for us like therapy dolls (they’re not really voodoo dolls), the knitting of red scarves (only to be used as weapons in desparate situations), and ruby red slippers (for wishing for our hearts desire–or the dissapearance of the aggravations in our lives). My question is, and I’ve come to the expert, which shoes? The ruby reds must be comfortable, flashy, and just right to wear on an everyday basis (the wishing happens every day). Please help, Manolo. We bow to your expertise, and we’ll let you into our group for free.

Sincerely,
Kick Shoe Kooy
Yoda!!