The Pan of Peter

Manolo says, Ayyyyyyy! The Cathy Rigby she is retiring from the Peter Pan!

Luckily, the Manolo he is able to suggest the replacement…

13 Responses to “The Pan of Peter”

  1. deja pseu December 12, 2005 at 1:29 pm #

    Perfect! Is there not, however, the law which prohibits the potrayal of the Peter Pan by the male actors?

  2. Apollonia December 12, 2005 at 1:54 pm #

    Clay Aiken is more of a eunuch, and as such is exempt from said regulations.

  3. Zarba December 12, 2005 at 4:03 pm #

    Nah, not butch enough…

  4. Julie December 12, 2005 at 5:26 pm #

    Hold on, Manolo, you have offended the Claymates….

  5. enygma December 12, 2005 at 5:30 pm #

    Good Lord, how long has Rigby been playing Pan?
    Incidentally, I thought the film version was wonderful, with an actual boy, and not a middle-aged woman, playing Peter.

  6. Esther December 12, 2005 at 5:33 pm #

    Thank you, Manolo, for the bringing of the laughter into my long, cold, day.

  7. Negi December 12, 2005 at 8:48 pm #

    Now, who do we see about getting the Tom Cruise on board to depict the Tinkerbell?

    Clap your hands if you believe in fairies!

  8. anywhoodle December 13, 2005 at 2:04 am #

    You do realize that Clay is over 6 feet tall?

  9. jack December 13, 2005 at 4:05 am #

    Why Clay? Why not another idol, like Reuben Stoddard? (I’d suggest Fantasia, but there’s that messy problem of her reading the script…)

  10. megan December 14, 2005 at 8:48 am #

    The Clay Akien is uncomfortable in his sexuality.

  11. elayne December 14, 2005 at 10:56 am #

    Every time I see that photo, I think it’s a still from a SNL sketch. (Not any particular sketch, it just has a certain “SNL sketch still” quality to it.)

  12. kate December 16, 2005 at 9:30 am #

    Megan, I think Aiken’s probably comfortable with his sexuality, it’s the Claymates who aren’t. He’d actually be very cute as Peter Pan, despite his height. Just find a really tall actress to play Wendy.

  13. Ryno December 27, 2005 at 2:03 pm #

    I think Clay Aiken is uncomfortable wearing too many layers of clothing while indoors.

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